The MuseumA Chapter by Lucas GrashaWhen the sun is about to crest
over a hill, or better yet, one of its Earth’s mountain ranges, the entire sky
around the horizon turns to the same shade of the sunset. I remember always
seeing it as a pink where the sky greeted the ground, and then a mild
yellow-orange right above that, and then the sky blue would continue up until
it would reach over to the other horizon. But in the sunset, the entirety of
the sky can be seen; because when you finally look out onto the surrounding
horizon and not just the clouds over the drifting sun, you come to a
realization"an enlightenment. It’s an enlightenment that tells you that you can
look away, just for a second, from what is considered the sheer beauty of the
world, just before the world capitulates itself into ritual darkness, and you
can see that there is beauty all around you in the places that people wouldn’t
think to look.
And sometimes in that unrecognized beauty, there lie secrets. And sometimes
those secrets can harbor the fears that fester underneath the skin, the horrors
that dwell in seclusion and comfort inside of the cerebral-cortex of the brain;
it can keep potential under strict lock and key. But sometimes those secrets
can become the greatest thing that someone had ever discovered; it can be a
cure to ailments, a choir of archangels singing, the immortality that has
gravitated want by the human existence ever since the concept has been
conceived. This, this immortality, this choir of gods, this anecdote…I have
found it in the most unexpected of places, and I found it with the person I’ve
been closest with for all of my life, and she has been closest to me for all of
her life. And we found this great secret in
an old, rusted-out fishing yacht. But there was something quite miraculous
about this yacht…it was a time machine; and I and my friend were the only ones
in North Carolina who knew about it. My name is
Jonathan Grabac, and this is the story about how I became one of the Curators
of the Carolinas. My friend
was a girl named Adele; I had known her since I could remember. She was a sweet
girl, as she always was. She came from a relatively wealthy family; they had
this one beach house that I and she would always go to. It was on the outer
banks of North Carolina, the house, and it was such a beautiful place; I
remember back in the days of when I and Adele were young (about eight years
old), we would wake up and sit out on the sand dunes to watch the sunrise. We
would marvel as the stars were shifted away and cast out of the sky for the day
to break through. “Adele…” I
would say sometimes, “where do you think the stars go?” The times that I
brought this up were few and far between, mostly at times where we would forget
that I asked the question. “Well…”
Adele would say, and she would start to think. Sometimes she would retort
quickly with an answer or her grogginess from the night before would still be
lingering inside of her mind. “I think…”
She started, “that there’s an old man and an old woman in the sky who bring a
blanket to the world and put it to sleep each night. And when the morning
comes, they come to take the blanket off of the world.” Of
course, this idea was nonsense; but we were eight years old at the time, we had
no concept of how solar systems worked and how the Earth turned on its axis. I
readily embraced the idea any time that she would bring it up. But it was
almost different every time; sometimes she would make something up about a lion scaring the world
into darkness or there was a woman who poured a jug of water onto the world to
make the night sky the way it was and then the water would wash off of the
Earth. In any case, we had no clue what we were talking about; we were just
little children. I remember
when it came the time when we were both about fifteen (I was fourteen, she was
only a few months older than me so that made her fifteen). We still went out to
the beach house, but this time we went out to the house ourselves. Somehow, her
parents let her drive to the house. I’m not sure exactly how she convinced them
to let her borrow the car, but she managed to do it, even if she couldn’t
legally drive yet. Still, we drove out to the house. It had
been a few years since we’d been there, even though we’d spent our summers
together. When we pulled up to the house from its long, brick-laid drive, we’d
forgotten how simply elegant the house was. It was an enchanting sort of
feeling; like the kind that you can feel at the moment you have a powerful
insight, or, rather, you’ve found your first love…things like these. Some sand
tarnished the house a little bit, but its white paint still shown through the
ailment. Adele turned off the car and turned to me. She smiled, her bright eyes
shining as they always had. She was at
the age now that she was a very beautiful woman; she had long, shiny, black
flowing hair that you could want to get entangled in. Her eyes were a shallow
blue-gray that, when she looked at you deeply, made you want to get lost in her
irises. She had a smile that could captivate you for hours, and a face that was
a mix between pale, tan, and olive tints. “Are we
going in?” She said. “Or are we turning around?” We both chuckled at that
notion. “Let’s go
in.” I replied. “Open the trunk so I can get our bags, and I’ll put them
in…which bedrooms?” “Don’t you
mean which bedroom?” She said back
provocatively. Her lips curled further and her eyes became brighter. I smiled
back at her. “Okay,” I
started. “which bedroom should I put the bags in?” “When you
get to the top of the stairs, it’ll be the last one on the right as you turn to
the right to go down the hallway.” She pulled a latch on the floor of the car
to open the trunk. She then pulled her door latch to get out of the car; I did
the same. She walked towards the house to unlock the door. “I’ll wait
for you on the inside; at some point, for dinner, we’re going to have to go to
the supermarket.” She said this to me as she was walking to the door and I was
walking to the opened trunk of the car. “I can go
down to there, I remember where it is.” I said back. “Or we can
go down together.” “That
actually sounds better.” “Alright,
we’ll go together then.” I grabbed
the bags and drug them out of the trunk of the car. I looked to the door to try
to see Adele; she already had the door open and was walking up the stairs of
the house to get to the second floor. I figured that she had to use the
bathroom or something of the sort. But as I reached for our suitcases in the trunk, I noticed that there was an elderly couple standing out on the sand dunes next to the house; there were staring at me. I looked back at them with a look of bewilderment on my face. I’d never seen these people before, but they looked at me so benevolently. I saw the woman tap the man on the shoulder and she whispered something into his ear. Then, I could see that they both smiled at me, and then they left. I shook off what just happened as
I took I and Adele’s suitcases, one in each hand, and set down one suitcase to
close the trunk lid and then proceeded to go into the house. I walked
into the house; it was like I was discovering a magical place that no one had
ever seen before. The entire house was enchanting, most likely because I’d
spent so much time in this house, so it became sentimental to me. I looked
around at its Victorian style; it was simply elegant. There were two recurring
colors in the house, green and white; they faded and spurned in the different
rooms to accent different moods. But even though there wasn’t really anything
paranormal about the house, I always felt that there was. It wasn’t like the
place was haunted or anything of the sort, it was just that I felt it had some
sort of essence to it that I couldn’t quite understand. But I
proceeded to take the bags upstairs after I had marveled at the house I so
cherished for too long. I went all the way to the end of the hallway and found
the door to the bedroom Adele had told me to go into open. I called her name as
I peered into the room, and I heard her respond. “I’m in
the bathroom in here; hold on for a little bit.” She said. I’d forgotten that
there was a bathroom attached to the bedroom I was in. I figured that I was
right in assuming she’d gone in so quickly because of this need. I lifted the
bags onto the bed; it was the only bed in the room. It was a queen sized, no, a
king sized bed. It could’ve fit four people under its covers with room to
spare. I became a little red-faced at the notion that this was the only place
to sleep in this room; I processed in my mind all of the implications of this,
but I flew them through my mind at such a quick pace that I didn’t let them
hold up inside of my head. I heard
Adele start to turn the door handle of the bathroom door, so I turned around to
see her. I wasn’t prepared for how she looked; she was wearing lingerie…very
scantily clad lingerie; and it was red with black lace embroidering the edges
of wherever the little amount of cloth was. Her lips were curved upward in an
ever-attracting smile. I could barely believe what I was seeing, and I knew I
was greatly red-faced. She chuckled a little bit as she walked over to me. I
backed up into the bed frame and ended up sitting myself onto the bed by accident.
She got close enough to gently hold my hands down to the bed and talk softly to
me. “Do you
like this?” She asked. “That time I told you I went to France…this is one of
the things I got there.” I was
trembling in not knowing what to say or do. “Hell yes,
I like it.” I managed to choke out. She laughed a little bit more. She drew her
face close enough to kiss me, but she didn’t lock my lips with hers just yet. “Good.”
She whispered. Then our lips met. We were in a moment a sheer ecstasy; this is
the woman I’d known all of my life…an instance like this is only what I’ve
dream of. Well, rather, falling in love with her was more of what I planned
but, this was surely good enough for the moment. She put my arms out farther to the side and moved me up onto the center of the bed. She was residing overtop of me, as if she were hovering. I then felt her sneak her hand behind my head and she pulled me up with that same hand. She was resting herself on my lap while still locking lips with mine; her hands started to find their way down my neck and to my waist. Her fingers crawled underneath my shirt and I instinctively helped her pull off my shirt. Even such a simple and mundane act as removing clothing from my upper body now seemed elegant in its own way. We had to stop kissing for a moment while she tossed my shirt onto the floor beside the bed. The moment the shirt hit the floor, I resumed our lip-lock, and I became a little more invigorated and as did she. Our heartbeats started to pick up and as did our breathing and as did the sound of our kiss coming together. I grabbed her back and picked her up to lay her down on the bed, to which she reacted in a very positive way…and by positive way, I mean that she herself started to remove her lingerie. She was perfectly beautiful;
nothing on her was in the slightest bit odd looking…she was absolutely
gorgeous. Nothing in the universe could compare to her. She
started to pry at my belt buckle, which she freed from its place. She slid my
belt out of my belt loops and discarded the belt onto the floor. Then, she
unbuttoned my trousers; first, disbanding the union between the button that
held together fabric above the zipper and the fabric itself. I then heard the
zipper of my pants flowing apart with its steel hiss. She then put me upright
and turned me around to put me back down again. She gripped the edges of my
pockets and pulled away the fabric covering my legs. She threw the fabric onto
the floor and then proceeded with my undergarments; she did away with those as
well. Then, I remember that she straddled me; I remember the feeling so fondly. But,
that’s when I blacked out. It figures; right before I’m about to lose my virginity,
I black out from the excitement of losing it. This world can be really good in
some ways, but in other ways, it just plainly cheats against you. But, when
I awoke from my black out, both Adele and I were under the covers of the bed. I
pulled up the covers for a second to look at the both of us; she was nude, and
as was I. I put the covers back down and I looked at Adele. “We did
it?” I asked. Her smile spread wide across her face. “We sure
as hell did.” She replied. “Um…I’m
not sure if I want to ask this…” I rolled over to my side to face her, and she
rolled onto her side to face me, “…but I blacked out, right?” “Yes, you
did.” She said as she laughed. I laughed as well. “Well, was
I any good?” I asked. She smiled even wider. “Yes; you
were very good.” “Well,
that’s good…but hey, first time and I blacked out and I still did good.” We
both laughed at this. She leaned over and kissed me on the lips and then leapt
out of bed. She turned to the door and said, “I’m going
to make dinner, and then we’ll go for a walk on the beach; how does that
sound?” “That
sounds good.” I replied. She walked out of the room and went down the steps. I
nearly forgot that she still wasn’t wearing clothes. I sat back
in the bed for a little while. I knew that whatever Adele was making, it would
take a while. So I thought about things; more about the future than anything. I
imagined a family with her and I, the days that I would work, doing whatever it
would be for work, having a few children, living in a nice house (maybe the one
I was currently in), and just enjoying life with her. It was really just such a
fantasy; how could I know that this woman was going to be the woman to be my
future wife? But I was living in the moment, and nothing could stop me from
doing that. Eventually, she yelled up the stairs, “The food
is ready!” I immediately ran downstairs, also forgetting that I didn’t have any
clothes on. And so, we ate dinner in the nude; how pleasant. Whatever it was
that she made for dinner, I can’t remember what it was. I can’t remember much
of what happened after we ate our meals; all I remember was that she and I went
back up into our room to get dressed. It was rather that she led me up there,
and I followed. While we were still dressing, she was talking to me, saying, “Let’s go for a walk on
the beach; it’s a nice night out. The dunes will be nice and warm to lie in,
and the sunset is going to look amazing.”
“Well, the sunset isn’t going to look as amazing as you do.” I replied. She
smiled at this.
“If I weren’t trying to get my pants on, I’d come over there and kiss you.”
We both chuckled at her statement.
We left the house, hand in hand, body next to body, walking out onto the sand.
I loved the feel of the tiny rocks between my toes and beneath my bare feet.
The smell of the ocean lingered on the air, but not so heavily that it became a
toxic odor. The seagulls and other various birds sounded their calls into the
dusk sky.
Adele and I walked down the beach, enjoying each other’s company and enjoying
the sights we could see. We decided to lie down in a sand dune for a while; we
picked one that had enough grass on it so that the sand wouldn’t get on our
clothes and cause irritation. But Adele threw her shirt out into the taller
grass and then would lie down in the sand saying,
“It’ll be okay there.”
We watched the sunset for a little while (among doing other things), and then
we decided to go down into the water. The feel of the wet sand brought back so
many memories I was still fond of. I remembered all of the summers prior that I
and Adele had been here. All of the games I used to play with her, all of the
times we would talk to each other, all of the sunsets we would marvel at;
everything came back to me. We let the water caress us for a while, then we
went to retrieve Adele’s shirt from the tall grass of the dune. Then we decided
to go further down the beach, not back to the house, even if the sun was just
about to say goodbye to the Earth’s horizon for the day.
She thought it would be a leisurely experience of trying to find the house in
the middle of the night; although I somewhat disliked the idea of doing so, she
said there would be enough moonlight for us to find the house again. So, I went
along with what she was saying and we went off further down the beach and away
from where we probably should’ve been.
We came to this peer, one that we’d never noticed before. And there was a boat
there, one we’d never seen before. It was a cross between a fishing boat and an
expensive yacht. We didn’t know what to make of it; rather, I didn’t know what
to make of it. When she saw it, she pulled me towards the peer, saying,
“C’mon, I don’t think anyone has ever used that!”
“No; it’s probably someone’s boat and"”
“And what? It’s not like they would care; people down here never lock their
boats because no one is ever down here. Come with me, please.”
“No, I don’t want to get in trouble with this"”
“Please?” I looked into her eyes; she wouldn’t let me leave her. She wanted me
to go into that boat so badly. I’m not exactly sure why, but I agreed to her
proposal. I knew that the owners of this boat could come walking down the peer
at any minute, and I don’t know what they would do with us. If they were nice
people, we may be able to make an excuse and get out of there. But if they’re
the opposite of nice people, we may not be so lucky. Aside from this, we went
into the boat regardless.
The peer creaked as we ventured down it. It was creaking and moaning to the
point that I thought that the wood and nails making up the composition of the
peer would give up on supporting our weight. I knew that Adele was just as
scared as I was; she was gripping me tightly whilst we walked down to the
yacht. When we came to the bow
of the ship, we jumped onto the hull, thinking that the peer would fall down
the moment that we landed onto the polished wood of the vessel. But, to our
amazement, the peer did indeed collapse with our landing. The noise from the
crash was enormous. Since the peer was long and large, its falling cry was
synonymous with the roar of jet-planes, or the din of explosive devices. We
stood there for a while, looking back at the mess of what we could not traverse
on any longer. If we were to get back to the house, we would have to swim
through the water. Swimming, we did not mind; it was the fact that a large peer
was now destroyed (which gave off the loudest of noises), and it would only be
a matter of time before someone would find it sunken below the shallow waters
of the immediate shore and the deeper waters where boats could safely dock.
I was in a frantic mood over this entire incident; a vacation was not meant to
be something where I get in trouble. It was not meant to be something that
causes me to fret about things. I wanted to yell at Adele, but I knew that
shouldn’t; I didn’t want to upset her. Besides, the expressions on her face
were already signaling that she regretted what she’d made me do; I didn’t want
to make her more regretful.
I took into account what our options were of getting off of this boat; we could
swim to the shore from here (although, I was not the best of swimmers), or we
could drive the boat to another peer or run it aground somewhere where there
aren’t any people. At either of those places where we would take the boat,
people would eventually find it. Then there would be a severe inquiry as to who
drove the boat away from its original spot. We could’ve swum to the shore; it
seemed like the best idea until I took into account the fact of the sunken
peer. Once the peer would be discovered, everyone living along the beach would
be questioned (questioned, most likely by the police). I wasn’t the best of
liars, and Adele had a fear of police. And I didn’t want to take the risk of
drowning, since my swimming was not up to par with what could keep me afloat.
But there was a third option; I didn’t like it, but it was probably the only
one we could’ve gone with. Maybe I was just caught up in the moment, I thought
to myself. But no, the idea that I’d just hatched was the only thing that could
get us out of here as safely as possible.
“Adele…” I said to her.
“Yeah?” She replied, not really wanting to be bothered because of the incident
she’d caused.
“We’ve got to drive this yacht out of here.”
“Are you insane?! We can’t steal this!”
“I know that stealing seems wrong, but"”
“No! We’re not stealing the boat! As much as I hate the police, we’re staying
here and waiting for them to pluck us out of this boat!”
“But I have an idea…”
“No! No ideas of yours, or mine!”
“But Adele…” “No!” “Listen to me!” When I yelled, silence overtook everything for one moment; even the waves that crashed into the shore became silent. The world around me had an absence of sound vibrations for that one moment; the silence was nearly deafening. But when it came back, so did Adele’s will to listen. She knew that she did not want to face the possibility of serving time in jail. “Okay…” I said. “We can drive this boat further north; I remember seeing an old
boat yard on the way to the house. The place was right along the road, but I
don’t think anyone would think to look there. It was hidden rather well by
shrubs and overgrowth, and it’s on an old country road anyway. So if we can get
up to there, we might be able to walk home the rest of the way.”
“I know what you’re talking about.” Adele replied. “I remember seeing that
place too, but that place was at least ten miles away from our house; how would
we get back to there in time? If we’re not home, and I know that the people
that live closest to us know we’re there for the week, if we aren’t there, they
would start to get suspicious. And if we just walk home in the middle of the
night, where the hell would we’ve been? We couldn’t have been walking along the
beach for that long; and if we would’ve gone to a friend’s house, our neighbors
would’ve known because I’m supposed to tell them if I’m going anywhere. The
people who live next to us are good friends with my dad, and my dad asks them
to check up on me. If I’m not there, those people are going to tell my dad and
them I’m going to get hell for it. If we try to do one thing, it’s going to end
up backfiring on us…I can’t believe I’m saying this, but I think we’ll just
have to wait for the cops.”
“No…” I said. “No, we’re not waiting to get arrested. We’ve got to get away
from here; we’ve got to drive this boat to that boat yard and"“
“No! We can’t do that!” Adele yelled. “We can’t do that! They’ll find us
eventually!”
“Well, we can…” I was speechless as she walked into the cabin of the boat
through its open door. She stood in the doorway for a moment and then turned
around to me.
“You know, I’m…I’m perfectly fine with going to jail.” Her voice cracked as she
said this. She was on the verge of crying. “This…this is completely fine. I got
us into this mess, and I should have to deal with the consequences. I’ll tell
them that I knocked you out or something and that I drug you onto this boat. If
they believe that, you’ll get away, maybe only with an overnight detention.”
“But you’ll go to jail.” I said.
“Yeah…I know.” Adele replied.
“Well, your parents will eventually find out, and when they do, they aren’t
going to let me see you for the rest of your life.”
“I know that…” She looked down at her feet as tears from her eyes hit the
floor. She went into the cabin and sat down next to the steering wheel; she
wept. As I heard her crying I went over to her and sat next to her, rubbing her
back and holding her.
“We’ll be okay.” I said, trying to reassure her that we would have been okay.
But I knew that we weren’t; it would take a miracle to get us out of this mess.
I thought about what could get us off of this boat, but there wasn't anything
else than what I already thought of. I didn’t want to capitulate to the idea
that had already crossed my mind, but sadly, it was our only option. We had to steal the damned boat. “We’ll take this out to sea.” I said bluntly. “Hell no we won’t.” Adele said back. “Look…” “No! There’s no f*****g other perspective to this!
They’re going to find us no matter what the hell that we do! We both are going
to jail! The cops are going to find us sooner or later…” “Adele, if we take it out to sea, people probably will
stop looking for us.” “Sure; and what happens if we run into a storm? What the
hell is gonna happen then? Have you even taken a look at this bucket of bolts?
There isn’t a f*****g chance that this thing would survive a storm…I’m not even
sure if this thing even has an engine.” “Well, I’ll go and look…” “You’re an idiot.” She said this to me as I got up to
search the ship. I didn’t react physically to what she had said, but I felt it
in my heart. I knew that when she called anybody an idiot that she meant the
word to its fullest extent. She could curse her mouth into oblivion and not
mean a single bit of it, but if she insulted you by calling you a certain
title, it always meant that she was saying, ‘You’re an idiot’, or, ‘You’re a
b*****d’. I tried to shake off what she said as I made my way down
into the bowels of the ship. The vessel was an old lady; it seemed like she’d
been through two wars and almost didn’t make it out of the second one. She
creaked and moaned a little bit, seemingly from nothing. I assumed that the
hull was aching from some waves crashing onto the shore. I climbed down the
stairs that led into the engine room; there sure was an engine in place. But,
the engine was very old. Rust coated the engine like a thick patting of moss on
a giant rock. There were some measuring gages and such, but dust clouded over
the glass that covered them. I found that there was a pilot light near the
bottom of the engine, so I tried to ignite it. I figured that doing so would
allow me to start up the engine when I would get back to the cabin. I managed to spark the pilot light, but as I did so, I
heard a voice whisper in my ear these words: “That’s not just the pilot light
to the engine…” I thought that maybe I was hearing things; it was
obviously a male voice, but no one was on the boat besides me and Adele. So, I
shrugged the event off as merely something I couldn’t explain, and climbed back
up to the deck. As I walked back up, I saw that Adele was now sitting on
the bow of the boat, her legs drawn in with her hands clasped over her knees.
She had her head down and rested on her knees (I presumed that she was crying).
I went over to her and sat down next to her. As I put my arm around her, she
lifted her head up to look at me. “Please tell me that we’ll get out of here.” She said,
her voice cracking with every word. “The pilot light for the engine is on, so I’ll be able to
start it.” I replied. “Thank you.” “You’re welcome.” I kissed her on the forehead. “I’ll go
start up the engine.” I stood up and walked into the skipper’s cabin and found
the ignition button. It was strange that there was no keyhole for the boat;
most boat owners didn’t want their boats stolen, so such a measure as a key to
cause ignition would normally be installed. And the control board was rather
sparse as well. There were only seven buttons along with the throttle adjuster.
The buttons were labeled: START, STOP, FORWARD, REVERSE, FOR CURATOR ONE, FOR
CURATOR TWO, MUSEUM IGNITION. I was trying to figure out what the buttons meant
by ‘curators’ and ‘museum’. Why would a museum need to ignite? And furthermore,
why was a museum associated with an old boat? I didn’t know if I would have any
more time to ponder the control board, so I pressed the START button and
pressed the REVERSE button to pull the boat out of the coastal waters. I pulled
back on the throttle so that the boat would move out of its docked waters. The
hum of the boat’s engine rumbled through my ears. As I turned the boat to face
the sea when it was fully out of a docked position, Adele stood up and came
into the cabin. She stood next to me and held my hand; her eyes were still red
from crying. She needed not to say a word more; I pressed the FORWARD button on
the control board and pushed the throttle forward slowly. The boat left for the
sea at a faster and faster rate; we were leaving all of our troubles behind. It was about at ten o’clock at night that we decided to
stop the boat. I pulled the throttle back to its middle position and pressed
the STOP button on the control board. By this time, Adele had curled up onto
the floor and had fallen asleep. Now that the engine was off, I only managed to
hear her breathing and the sound of the ocean. The sea was surprisingly calm
this far out; there weren’t any large waves rocking the boat, only tiny ones
that gently cradled the boat. It was such a pleasant night. I then curled up next to Adele, putting my hand into
hers. She tightened her grip on my hand as she felt it; I could see her
smiling. “I hope I didn’t wake you up.” I said. “It’s fine…” She said as she turned and looked at me.
“You’re the best wake-up call a girl could wish for.” She kissed me once after
she said that. “How do you always have the right things to say?” I said.
We both chuckled at this. “I think I got it from my mom.” She replied. “Any time
that my father would be distressed or overstressed or whatever, she would
always calm him down with some little saying she made up. She would do the same
for me, and I guess she just kinda rubbed off on me.” We smiled at each other in our dark silence. I could see
the light from the stars slightly shimmer in her eyes and cast shadows on her
face. She was always beautiful; her beauty rivaled that of angels. She smiled
at me so benevolently; it was as if she were trying to cast me into a trance
with her pleasing gaze. “There are these two weird buttons on the control board.”
I said to her, breaking the hypnotic powers of her smile. “What do they say?” She asked. “They say, ‘for curator one’, ‘for curator two’, and
‘museum ignition’.” “How is a museum synonymous with a boat?” “That’s what I said.” “Well, let’s have a look at these things.” She and I
stood up to go over to the control panel. We stared at the strangely named
buttons for a while; we knew that we should probably press them because they
probably did something important. But the reluctance was that we didn’t know
what these buttons were going to do. We couldn’t make the connection to what
this ‘museum’ was or who the ‘curators’ were. We looked at each other; we stared into each other’s
eyes. We needed not to say a word to understand that we should press these
buttons for the ‘curators’ and then press the button to ‘ignite’ the ‘museum’.
With slowness, we drew our fingers to the ‘curator’ buttons; I put my finger on
the FOR CURATOR ONE button, and Adele put her finger on the FOR CURATOR TWO
button. We both pressed the buttons at the same time. As we did this, a strange
noise sounded from the engine room; it was not that of the engine failing, but
rather, it sounded like a new engine had been installed and it had tried to
start itself. When we pressed the buttons the MUSEUM IGNITION button started to
blink a green light. I looked at Adele and she looked back at me; my finger
hovered over the MUSEUM IGNITION button as her eyes tried to say, ‘Press the button’.
So I pushed my finger into the glowing plastic and waited for something to
happen. Suddenly, the control board space to the right of the
MUSEUM IGNITION button flipped into a computer screen. I and Adele walked over
to the screen; I couldn’t believe what I was seeing. There were inputs on the
touch-screen; one was for a date, the other for a month, and the last one for a
year. Then, a voice sounded from the screen; it was the voice of the man I had
heard down in the engine room. “Well, well there…” The voice said. “We’ve got a couple
of new Curators, now don’t we?” “Um…Curators?” I asked. “Yes, yes…don’t you know what this boat is?” “No, I don’t.” “Ah…you just stumbled upon this, didn’t you?” “Well…yes, we did. We stumbled upon it.” “Or did you steal it?” “Well, yes…” “That’s alright; people have stolen this old lady plenty
of times before. But, before I progress any further, I shall introduce myself.
I am named Anselm, and I am your artificial intelligence interface for the
Museum. Any time that you press that MUSEUM IGNITION button, my screen will pop
up, and you’ll just be talking to me like you are now. But the main purpose of
this entire ship is for you to time travel.” “Wait…time travel? That’s only in science fiction…right?” “Oh, no, far from it. You see, this piece of
technology--me, actually--was brought here from a race of beings that have long
since been dead. This ship belonged to a being that looked much like you. He
was an anthropologist and was here gathering information about the Earth. But,
this was back in the days of what your world called, ‘World War Two’. Which,
from my standpoint as well as his, wasn’t really an entire world war because
one of your continents--I believe you call it South America--wasn’t even
fighting. I don’t ever recall any battles taking place there. Now, I remember
hearing, from intercepted war plans, about that Hitler guy wanting to invade
South America, but he never did. And what about that continent you call
Australia? I don’t recall anyone invading that place either. “But anyway, I’ve digressed too far from my point. This
is a time machine; you two are its operators, and I am the helper to you. All
that you’ve got to do is put in the time that you want to go to and tell me the
location and you’ll find yourself there. Now, since this is a boat, please pick
somewhere that isn’t landlocked on your first voyage, please? My fellow who
firstowned this boat--the anthropologist--once drank too much alcohol one night
and told me to go to the middle of the Sahara desert. You don’t want to know
how long it took a bunch of Libyans to haul a boat out of the middle of the
desert and back into the sea. I got so much sand in my gears from that
incident…I told that man not to drink, but no, he doesn’t listen to good, old
Anselm. Oh, damn it, there I go again, off ranting about something…anyway; put
in the year and date and month and then tell me where on this planet that you
want to go. Actually, come to think of it, you can even go to other
planets"well, ones that have water on them. There’s a planet map somewhere in
the engine room, but I’ll find that for you two later. “But I guess to be formal about this occasion, welcome to
the Museum; you two are now Curators!” “Curators of the Museum?” “Well, Curators of wherever you came from; so, where did
you come from?” “We came from North Carolina.” “Ah, the Carolina beaches, how I loved them so…but aren’t
there two Carolinas, a north and a south?” “Yeah.” “Why not just combine the two, just to save the trouble.” “Um…sure.” © 2011 Lucas GrashaReviews
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4 Reviews Added on March 1, 2011 Last Updated on March 2, 2011 AuthorLucas GrashaPittsburgh, PAAboutI've chosen in life to use the pen in place of the sword; or rather, the giving in place of giving up. I believe that I do possess a talent, but that opinion is only mine; if you would please (if you .. more..Writing
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