Gibberish

If you have ever been to Coldstone Creamery...and had my favorite mix of sweets. One bite is like Cocaine in sugar form. And this is what I say when I'm so hyped up on sugary goodness.

A glorious battle

To victory!

Begone fiend!

Whilst I fluff your pillow in defiance!

Shh!

Don't speak!

We must move to the adjacent room?

Why?

You fool!

Don't you know?!

The walls

They have noses

They smell the deceit

Piles up on piles of lies

Scurrying around our words

Squirrels searching for nuts to bury!

No

I speak not of nutty nuts

But lying nuts!

Yes!

Nuts are lies!

You there!

Retrieve me my nuts!

Yes

You must climb that tree

disguised as a fence

disguised as a chair

Don't you question me

O Fine Sir!

I know what it is I speak

Spoke?

Said?!

Well, I snap my bra at you, sir!

Take that!

And that!

And oh my this does hurt

Very counterproductive

Yes, please

Call the doctor

Oh, the fine doctor with the hat

No, not the Watson hat

Yes! That one!

The stripes

Oh how they call to me

They make me want to put words together

Why of course, I know how to put words together

I'm doing it now, aren't I?

Don't you shake your head at me!

Bask, I say!

Bask in the glory that is my joy!

Oh, do wipe that scowl from your face

It bothers me

No, it disgusts me

The scowl

Not your face

Now shush!

Shush I say!

And so begins my rant

Just another sugary day

So we have our ups and downs

Downs and ups

Diagonally diced

Dinner served in cubes?

Bubbles bludgeon 

Badgering bald biddies

And Blue-Footed Boobies

Bouncing babies, buses, and bugs

Hearts pulse and push

Pounding pudding puddles

Plopping puppies

Platypi parading parachutes

Pies pillage

Whilst the pigs plunder.

Author's Note

It's not meant to make sense. Well, it makes sense to me...on some level.

....somewhere....

XD