Constipated

My cousin said this long ago. I thought it was funny.

There I sat
Brokenhearted
Try to poop
But merely farted
One day I took my chance
Tried to fart
But pooped in my pants

Author's Note

Something my cousin thought of long ago. Thought I would put it on here.

Reviews

[Corvus]

Random. Nice rhyming. xD

[LalaDia]

I laughed right when I saw the title x]!

[Poetic Beauty]

I have heard this many times in my life. Still kinda funny though

[Bette]

haha this is freaking funny ... its going in the favs!!!

[James Watts]

I have similar versus to this on many a restroom wall and the port-a-john lol. First time I saw it I was working construction. Classic.

[deeps]

LOL, This is so cute

[ashley]

HAHAHA!!!! I just had a flashback to the great poop jokes of fifth grade. Thanks for the laugh. :D

[Eric Cox]

This is cute and funny.

[Angie Diane♥&hea..]

I thought this was hilarious. I really enjoyed this. Thanks for sharing.