A Complete Mockery of chav Girls:)

A Screenplay by DanSharpeLcfc

I was angry and wrote this:)

A Girls typical Facebook day

Now we all Know them chavvy Girls love to update their status every two seconds… so here is my mockery of it…enjoyJ

9am First status its college time.. oo nooo..

“ Ahhh I’m so tired.. I cant be arsed to go college cus its s**t and I hate it ah well EMA is goodJ. What a shithole!.. guna be a s**t day:/ (l) him(l)

10am She has arrived at College…. This cant be good

“ OMG OMG OMG Bus journey was sooo s**t,,, had some random peado staring at me the whole way there.. I just wanted to tell him to f**k off! FML FML FML

12 noon.. finally has that eagerly awaited chance to tell the world more crap….

“ OMG so glad am on lunch… I feel so fat ive just had half a sandwich:/.. defo aint having anything else to eat today.. OMG just sawww a drooooo lad walk past. NOM NOM NOM NOM”

4pm.. Can’t update facebook at college so has a lot to say when she gets off the bus

“ AHH had such a s**t day… college was s**t.. got told off for no reason:/ got another random peado staring at me on the bus… f**k off man your like 90!”

6pm.. two hour wait after chatting on msn…

“ OMG OMG OMG OMG WHY ARE LADS SUCH WANKERS….GRRRR:/ I HATE THEM ALL… BETTER OFF BEING SINGLE AND STICK TO MY GYALSSSSS LOVE YUU TRUUEONEESS X ”

8pm… And a sudden change of mind…

“ Ahh I love him so much.. he is sooo dro… NOM NOM NOM NOM…. I love you so much baby… don’t care what anyone else sayyys I love you <3<3<3<3”

10.30pm.. Its been a while since weve heard from her.. so were all waiting on the latest…

“ Guna go bed now… He makes me so happy<3 f**k them skets who think they can get in the way.. well b*****s you gota deal with me first yeah? Ahhh im so over my ex hes pathetic! Pissed off with my parents:@ such wankers!”

12 Midnight… Finally she is going bed….

“ grr I HATE my mum and dad… why do they have to be such dickheads? Guna go bed and 4get about it now… love you baby boy(l) got s****y college tmoz… night babys x

And there you have it.. A chivvy girls facebook dayJ

Thanks for readingJ This is only mocking chavs.. Not Girls in general... And if you’re a chav and you get offended... then goodJ