CH. 5 HOUSTON, WE HAVE A MAJOR F@#KING PROBLEM

The zombie invasion takes to the street of Darwinville and it appears that our heroes are right in the center of its path

Hello and welcome to another hot and delicious chapter of 'Niccolow's Nightmare'! I'm your host and star for tonight's festivities 'Niccolow'. Now, when we last left off Fortworth and myself came across an injured Officer who was on the verge of dying named 'Calinos'. I hated his damn guts (Calinos) earlier, but grew something called a 'Heart' and I didn't want him left for dead. Ha ha! You see what I did there? A video game reference, hey I sure hope the company for that game doesn't sue me for that, it was unintentional.

Anyways, I failed my medical test and I can never be a Doctor all because I didn't give Calinos antibiotics for his wounds. Fortworth was covering me as always while I gave Calinos some aided assistance. Although, I must say Calinos is one heavy a*s Warthog, he was practically slowing me down, but I was putting all of my strength into holding and pacing him behind Fortworth all the while going through a swarm of my undead brothers.

 

Fortworth and I went up a set of stairs and he found a lever to the right of a door. Fortworth pulled the lever down and the door opened up revealing the night's sinister, yet beautiful face. Fortworth motioned for me and Calinos to follow and we did. The hordes of undead Chipmunk brothers trailing behind me, Fortworth went in and pulled the lever up before rolling out and having the said Chipmunks bang, claw and punch their way out or I should say trying to do all of that, they were failing miserably, but it was only a matter of time before their persistence paid off and they would make their way out.

Fortworth stood in the center of the parking lot as I followed him, sitting Calinos down for a rest and Fortworth used a Flare gun to signal for the helicopter. Two minutes go by and the sounds of a helicopter's roaring engine is heard in the distance. Fortworth puts on his earpiece and communicates with the pilot.

" Ready for pickup, Guthrie. " Fortworth stated. " I have two passengers coming aboard, an Officer by the name of 'Calinos' and of course as you already know the Chipmunk. We'll need to get him to HQ and treated properly.

" Hey, Fortworth, f**k you man! " I shouted. " I did the best I could in treating him for now and I have a name, ya know. "

" Affirmative, stand by for----- what the hell is that oh sh-----

The line goes dead seconds later leaving feedback in Fortworth's ear and him yelling in pain as he throws the earpiece on the ground beside him. 

" Son of Mary, what the f**k? " Fortworth shouted, checking for hearing loss.

" What happened? " Calinos & I asked.

" WHAT?! " Fortworth asked.

" What happened? " We asked again.

" WHAT?! " Fortworth asked again.

" What happened? " We asked for the third time.

" WHAT?! " Fortworth asked again.

I walk over to Fortworth and yell in his good ear, since he's gone deaf in his left.

" I...SAID....WHAT...HAPPENED?! " I yelled slow and loudly.

Fortworth's eyes nearly bulged out of his head when I shouted in his ear.

" I don't know something went down on the other end of the line. " Fortworth said. "

" Does that mean that we're stuck here? " I asked. " What? Did your pilot find his license inside a f****n' cereal box? "

" Guthrie Tortoise is a fine pilot---- the best damn pilot here in Darwinville. "

" If your pilot is so damn excellent then why isn't he here picking us up? " I yelled.

" You guys, we've got company! " Calinos pointed to the horde of Undead Chipmunks making their way.

"F**K! " We all say in unison.

" Just go without me, you two. " Calinos said. " An Officer never runs away from his problems.

" You'll never take them all on by yourself! " I shouted. 

Calinos pulls out Semi-Automatic Handgun, checking it for bullets. Calinos smirks when he sees that he has just enough left for a fight. Calinos looks up to the Heavens doing a sign of the cross and then fires away taking out as many Undead Chipmunks as he could, but it wasn't enough as they overwhelmed and killed him.

I tried to save Calinos and Fortworth held me back. I just look at him furious as hell and removing his hands away from me.

" CALINOS! " I yelled. " WHAT THE F**K?!

" That's one less person that we have to worry about.

" Fortworth said. " We should have left him to die at the station, c'mon. HQ needs you, Calinos was just a liability.

Fortworth runs and I follow still pissed and mad as hell, running with him as I looked back at the horde giving chase after us.

" Liability?! " I repeated confused. " What the f**k do you mean liability? Are all survivors you try to bring into the company are known as liabilities? Am I a f****n' liability?! Huh? "

" Calinos would have not been useful to the team, therefore he's a liability. " Fortworth said. "You, on the other hand, will be an excellent edition to the team. The boss has a plan for you- a plan for me- a plan for all of us. "

" Okay, you speaking in riddles is starting to creep me the hell out. " I said. " Where are we going? "

" We need to scout out the area and find out what happened. " Fortworth said. " I hope Guthrie is still alive. "

" If he's anything like Officer Calinos Warthog back there, then chances of him surviving are like Anorexic people, very slim." I said. " We need to also find a safe place to hide from these zombies, can't run forever. "

Reviews

[SlightlyOdd]

Nice i love the line "then chances of him surviving like Anorexic people, very slim" this would be a funny R rated scary movie