CH 2. THIS AIN'T MY FIRST RODEO

Niccolow is taken into custody and interrogated for his crimes

(NICCOLOW'S POV)

 Darwinville Prison Precinct

"State your name for the record. " The Penguin said.

I was sitting in a room at the Darwinville Prison Precinct with the lights dimmed. I could hardly see the Penguin or his accomplice; the Pig. The first thing that came to my mind is what's going to happen to the 'Munk with a ton of 'Spunk? I mean this ain't my first rodeo. I've been to Prison before and each time that I went it was for some heavy s**t. Now, I won't bore you with the details and all, but the s**t that I've gone through would make the average man or woman's mouth drop in sheer amazement.

" Hey, I'm talking-------

" I heard you the first damn time, you fish-eating f**k! " I shouted. " The name is 'Gofuck Yoself', its Russian. "

" What's your name you piece of s**t? " The Pig asked, fed up with my lip.

" I told you my name. " I smiled. " Oh, and yo mamma is a piece of s**t, you mud-bathing f**k! "

The Pig reached over the table trying to punch me, but the Penguin had to hold him back, I was enjoying every moment of it.

" Get the RAP Sheet, we'll find out who he is and what crimes he has accumulated. " The Penguin said. " From the looks of it we can rule murder as one. "

I still had the Aardvark's blood all over my light brown fur. Taking a bath would be recommended, but for some reason it felt so good on my skin.

The Pig left to go retrieve my RAP Sheet which took about 7,900 years. I'm just kidding, it took him about thirty minutes. . When the Pig came back and showed the Penguin my resume of illicit accomplishments I almost cried at how thick it was!

You could call my RAP Sheet a f****n' unholy Bible. Every crime from Genesis until my Revelations was in there.

The Penguin slams the sheets down on the table.

" What're we going to do with you, Rodentezz? " The Penguin asked.

" Give me a warning and let me go? " I replied. " I don't f****n' know! "

" No, you don't deserve freedom. " The Pig said, cracking his knuckles. " Its scumbags like you that are increasing violence here in Darwinville! "

" You see, that's where I'm going to have to disagree with you. " I said. " There were way more people who fucked the world up before I came along. "

" Oh, yeah? " The Pig asked.

" Yeah. " I said.

" Like who? " The Pig asked.

" Yo mamma! " I said. " I mean she gave birth to your ugly a*s didn't she? "

The next thing I know the Pig jumps over the table and starts clubbing me with strikes to my head as I'm trying to move out of the way.

Reviews

[SlightlyOdd]

Omg talk about an angry bad mouth i mean wow

Good ol' Niccolow. He can be counted on to talk a lot of trash, like certain characters.