CH. 1 BLOOD IN THE NIGHT

Niccolow tries to bring peace to his neck of the woods by any means necessary.

(Niccolow's POV)

Its 3 in the morning and at that time I make my regular trip to the fridge for a quick bite and a drink, then afterwards I go back to sleep. On my way to the kitchen I overhear the sound of three men talking outside my house. I peek through the window in my dining room to see these Aardvarks doing drug-deals right near the alleyway near my place. Now, I don't usually have anything against drug deals just as long as they're not done so damn close to my property. Hmm, last I checked my property is right near the alley. I unlock my door and make my way towards the Aardvarks. They acknowledge me.

 

" Hey, brotha, you want some of this? " Aardvark #1 asked.

" Hell no, maybe some other time. " I said. " What I want is for you three to take your deal elsewhere. "

I pointed to my house. " You see that house over there? It belongs to me, this is a 'Drug-Free' zone, you got that? I like to keep it that way. "

" We're sorry, brotha, we'll leave. " Aardvark #2 said.

The Aardvarks look at each other snickering and then go back to dealing in front of me. I just stand there in awe and watch them. I guess I was speaking a foreign language to them. I thought I made it perfectly clear. So, I scratch the back of my head, chuckling and repeat myself. This is something that I don't like doing.

" Are you f***s deaf or something?! " I yelled. " I just told your asses to scram off my property and you b*****s are still doing what I told you to stop doing!

One of the Aardvarks steps up and pushes me back.

" Shut the hell up before you get us in trouble! " The Aardvark yelled.

I size the Aardvark up and push him back mad as hell.

" Who the f**k do you think you are?! Don't put your hands on me ever, you got that?!

" What're you gonna do about it, punk? " The Aardvark asked, putting his finger on my chest and poking me.

I turn away chuckling silently to myself as I went back inside my house. The Aardvarks start calling me names and talking trash about me. I go into my room searching for my Chainsaw and a white Hockey Mask. It was time that these m***********s knew who ruled the West side of Darwinville and that's ME!

I walk back outside revving my Chainsaw and approaching the Aardvarks. You should have seen the look on those fuckers faces when they seen me. I mean talk about your eyes bulging out of your head! Two of the Aardvarks escaped, the last one, being the one that pushed me stood his ground testing me. So, what'd I do? I taught him the meaning of 'Half-off' and sliced both his arms off. You should have seen the red blood gushing from his damaged limbs. It was like looking at a fountain of Kool-aid or something, but the Kool-aid man wasn't sponsoring this.

The Aardvark fell to his knees screaming in pain. I finished him off with a nice Lumberjack cut across the neck. More blood gushed from his neck and splashed onto parts of my mask and skin. My neighbor; a nosy fat red and yellow Swallow named 'Sherri' opened her window and for a moment couldn't recognize me and forgot who she was talking too.

" Hey, Fur-ball! " Sherri yelled. " Keep the noise down, people are trying to sleep! "

I turn off my Chainsaw and take off my mask. " Are you sure you really want to be telling me what to do after I just killed a Aardvark, Sherri? Do you not see this over-sized Chainsaw that I'm wielding? "

" I DON'T CARE, KEEP THE NOISE DOWN! " Sherri yelled. " WHAT YOU DO ON YOUR FREE-TIME IS YOUR BUSINESS, BUT FOR THE SAKE OF THE MANY RESIDENTS LIVING IN DARWINVILLE, PLEASE KEEP IT DOWN! "

" Okay, I'll keep the noise down alright. " I said. " How about I come up there and place this Chainsaw in your VJ and f**k up your uterus, you fat piece of s**t! Then we'll see if I keep the noise down after that! These drug-dealing Aardvarks are on my f****n' property and as a man of business I'm trying to keep the distribution of drugs from happening so close to my house! IF THAT'S A PROBLEM THEN COME ON OUTSIDE AND LET'S SETTLE THIS MAN TO WILDER-BEAST."

Sherri's mouth dropped in awe after all that I said. Sherri closed her window and went back into her room. What I didn't realize it that she was calling the Police to arrest me for threatening her and disturbing the peace. Son of a b***h! I was taken in to custody and arrested. I should have killed that f****n' bird first!

Reviews

[Tabitha t]

dialog is very good! keep up the good work!

[SlightlyOdd]

This is good and the dialog is really good thanks for recommending it to me

[Sheena Marie Lee]

i like baby keep up the good work!!!

Good. Good. I like so far. Mainly 'cause I've always wanted to read a Niccolow story. Niccolow's a bad-a*s for a chipmunk. A couple of grammatical errors, but that's nothing. The dialogue amused me. But frankly, there should've been some action between Niccolow and the dealers as he went in the house. They surely wouldn't have let him go if they were dealing drugs and he witnessed them.

Interesting town Darwinville seems to be. Niccolow gets arrested, but not because he's murdering a drug dealer, but because he's disturbing the peace. Amusing.