Taking advantage

One day at the pub in my kilt all decked out

Up walked a young lassie sporting a cute pout

She pressed up against me, not an inch was between us

When no one was looking she grabbed my .... Guiness

 

She grabbed my Guiness!

She took it away!

The sweet young lassie

Took advantage that day!

 

The next day I showed up in kilt once again

And up walked young lassie sporting wicked grin

Whispered in my ear, leaning in just a notch

When no one was looking she grabbed my ... scotch!

 

She grabbed my Scotch!

She took it away!

The sweet young lassie

Took advantage that day!

 

On day three, again, in kilt I strolled in

Young lassie was waiting she walked up and then

I grabbed her and kissed her, I gave it my best

Then reaching up I grabbed  ... her by her vest

 

Pay up, lassie, ye owe me I said

But she countered me an offer instead

If you would kindly take me home

My husband there waiting will repay the loan

 

 

Reviews

[Cherry Berry]

Yet another entertaining read. Well penned. I love your sense of humor.
xox
Cherri

[Cassandra]

HIL-ARIOUS.
I like your witty poems. This was clever, had good rhyme and beat I fully enjoyed it :)

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Oh God, this is hilariously fabulous! So, a Scottish lad are we?

Well, what do you expect with no undies, sweet-tart?

Very cute, VERY well written.

Should be published!

[Heavy Metal Love (she'..]

this is so cute! made me smile-

[Ray Hamilton]

I guess she sure blew smoke up your kilt LOL
I got a good laugh out of this one
Ray { Not a Poet }

[Dorchadas]

~laughs~ brilliant... I love it...!
Funny and brazen... perfect combination ;)