Oh My.... My head is pounding! I think I drank too much last night. I rolled over and groaned as the movement sent my head spinning.
"She's up." I froze.
Who the hell was that? I quickly went through the events from the night before, then groaned again when I remembered the Royal Demons. How can I have been so stupid as to antagonize them and then just let them take me away like I was a rag doll? I fought them of course, but they are some tough cookies.
F**k, f**k, f**k, f**k, f**k!! What the hell am I supposed to do? I continued to lay there, hoping they would think that I am still asleep and was just moaning in my sleep. That was until I went flying across the room and smashed into the wall. No more pretense for me. I came up reaching for my daggers... which were not where they were supposed to be. well just f*****g great. They two demons laughed at me as they watched me come to terms with my whole "I'm fucked, royally" ordeal. Stupid b******s anyways. But on the other hand, them laughing gave me enough time to morph into a tigress and let out an ear splitting roar. Their faces went from laughter to terror in oh point five seconds. I lunged at the one closest to me, only to find that in mid lunge my muscles stopped working, and I dropped like a ton of bricks. Damn, they just magicked me and now I was completely paralyzed. Looking at their faces though, I realized neither of them had that power and the one that did was a higher rank. Just f*****g great.
"Gentlemen, please tell me that you are not tormenting our poor guest?" Oh... Talk about an orgasmic voice! I tried to twist around to see if the body that belonged to the voice was just as orgasmic, but alas, the whole paralysis thing wasn't working with me.
"We're sorry sir, it won't happen again." One of the guards mumbled apologetically. The other guard just looked bored, like he wish he was somewhere torturing poor innocent maidens like myself.
"Damn right you won't" And just like that, both guards started to wither in pain. Dropping to their knees, they cried out in agony. I could only watch in horror at what happened next. They started to smoke from their mouth and nose... it almost was like their insides were on fire. Then liquid started to pour from the same places and I realized that their insides were on fire, and it was melting everything inside of them. Their bones turned to liquid, their blood boiled. Organs turned to mush. Everything poured from the openings. The hot, liquidy insides spilled onto the floor and started to rush towards me. I spasmed and realized I could move again and jumped up from the floor and backed off. I also realized that I was human and completly f*****g naked.... with no clothes to change into. My day just keeps getting better.
I looked towards the demon that had just tortured these two men.... well demons. He noticed me looking and grinned at me. I fainted.