Skinhead Showdown

Two bold boy skinhead teenagers take on two old grannies.The battle of chain versus cane commences.Read on to see how the Skinheads fare out.

Two skinheads rough, hand in hand, were walking down their lane
Rough and gruff, yes very much, and both were swinging chains!
A toothless grin was flashed within the darkened lane just then
As coming up the other side, two rough old wrinkled hens!

Two old grannies, hand in hand, were walking up that lane
Rough and gruff, yes very much, and both were swinging canes!
Sparks flew then, as chain met cane, and a massive brawl ensued!
The skinheads knew they'd met their match, that this night would be rued!

'You're 'both going down'! the skinheads roared as violent fists were thrown
But grannies quick each threw a kick and the skinheads shrieked and moaned!
Bloody Hell! Get out of here! the skinheads roared just then
And a toothless grin flashed within from each old wrinkled hen!

Two skinheads rough, hand in hand, fled back down that lane
Rough and gruff, yes very much, but both were minus chains!
Two old grannies, hand in hand, proudly held that lane
Rough and gruff, yes very much, as each still held their
cane

Both walked off, heads aloft!
Each was swinging a chain!