Scatological!

Snippets, in 3 lines ...

Scatological,

for those of you who don't know,

is a dirty word ...

.  .  .

...or rather it's a

word that describes dirty words

that describe manure ...

.  .  .

...spoken mostly by

folks without manners, and the

chronic immature.

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In traditional Senryu/Haiku format

I've taken care to use the synonym "manure,"

so you can be sure my intent to educate is pure,

and to avoid the risk of being viewed as immature :)

Reviews

[Lorry]

Why do i hear Pink Floyd singing "the lunatic is on the grass" every time someone mentions that mental patient Trumpet?
Didnt he say he would end the war on day one of him being in office?
The only surprise was he didnt go full on tantrum at not getting his own way and tgrowing himself to tge floor while beating his fists against the floor, screaming WAHHH, WAAHHH, WAAAHHHHH !
Is he honestly that deluded that he thinks he's president of the world?
I reckon theyll take his presidency away and he'll end his days signing meaningless documents, with everyone still pretending he's in power!
"Yes Mr President. The wall around the entire united states is now 400 foot high with anti tunneling landmines every 3 feet. Great job Mr President, now eat your Count Chocula and go for a nap, because it must be exhausting being so awesome! And then you can decide on 3oo or 400 million % trade tarrifs on tge entire universe, except America of course!
Putin must be pissing himself laughing at the guy, who is practically doing his job for him!

[Dylan Macadham]

Great Analysis Lorry!

[Arundass TP]

Good poem. Enjoyed reading

[Dylan Macadham]

Thanks Arundass!

[John the Baptist]

On the other hand, you probably wouldn't say, "Manure happens."

[Dylan Macadham]

.........🤣

[Desert Knave]

Poo humor is an institution that should be protected, not dumped on ! Good write. ~Jim

[Dylan Macadham]

haha, you got me there! I think you're right😅

[Neville]

there are a few I could mention who clearly fall into and belong up to their necks in that crapagory 😉👍

[Dylan Macadham]

Cheers again Neville :)
... "Crapagory", love it! You really have a way with whirrrds mate!😎

[Neville]

Cheers … 🍷

[destiny renteria]

Ughh i love so demanding love so much

[Soren]

A fun read that is carefully structured to make use of similar words to keep the meter and form. I love plays on words like this and this one is well done.

[Dylan Macadham]

Thanks Soren! Music to my ears! :)

[Thomas W Case]

Informative and creative. Great work.

[Dylan Macadham]

Thanks Thomas, a much appreciated comment!

[Stella Armour]

Our idiot prime minister seems hell bent on inviting the ruskie to drop nukes on us.
Manure is supposed to nurture and promote growth, our manure is really just a load of s***e.
I wonder if i will be able to share a cell with Chris 😂

[Dylan Macadham]

Haha, well-said Stella! Starmer the Harmer is much like our Prez, a dangerous (Rhymes-with-Fright)!!!
And yes, if you and Chris are celled, I'll cross my fingers you'll be together😅🤞

[Stella Armour]

Thanks Dylan,
Starmer seems to think himself another Churchill, he is so stupid he doesn't realize the threat he is putting his own people under. we are a country overtaken by asylum seekers but i don't think they will be the ones he kits out for war, it will be our own home grown lads that pay the price like in the last 2 world wars.

[Dylan Macadham]

Thanks Stella, I appreciate the update, scary! and I'm going to do my best to keep current on your situation.

[Chris Shaw]

Yep, I know exactly who you are speaking of here Dylan. There’s certainly been alot of manure thickly spread over the last few days. Must stop watching politicians at work. Diplomacy lmao. Well penned my friend. Happy Sunday to you.

Chris

[Dylan Macadham]

Thanks Chris, for twice today bringing me a smile :) ... by the way, how about that Starmer coming across as UNcharacteristically reasonable the other day when he met with the Rump! ...Thanks too for the new-to-me abbreviation:) I'm LMAO!🤣

[Chris Shaw]

He is a lying t**d. Now I will probably be arrested by the AI he’s got on social media, looking for dissenters. He is despised and hated and I don’t care who knows it :))

[Dylan Macadham]

Yes! He & Rump'aDump are one-of-a-kind! each a lying two-faced lousy excuse for a Man(ure)! ...I'll be keeping you company in my own transatlantic cell😎

[Chris Shaw]

Ha ha. We’ll have plenty of time to write poetry and three meals a day. That’s alot more than many get lol.

[Dylan Macadham]

😂LMAO too!🤣