Egg Breaking News!

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Egg Breaking News! 

Confused, Eggbert spoke,

"Which came first, the Chicken Yoke,

or the Egg-Price Joke?"

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In traditional Senryu/Haiku format

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The Media is using rising Egg prices 

as a barometer of Inflation. 

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And his server said,

"Scrambled or inflated, Pal?"

.  .  .

"Sunnyside-up, Sal!"

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:)

Reviews

[Martiya Daman]

Oh, get it now! Did the egg price get up first or people started joking about that first! Kinda like what came first! 😂🥚
Funny Senryu, Dylan! Eggbert made a theory, send the mails and newspapers! ✉️✉️✉️

[Dylan Macadham]

An Eggsellent Review my friend!😅
And a fine summary of the age-old question, Which came first? haha

[Martiya Daman]

Humans came first! 🥚 --> 👨
Jk!!! 😂😂😂

[Dylan Macadham]

Humans laid eggs??? ...I thought it was chickens!!!
Thanks for bringing me up to date!🤣

[Martiya Daman]

No they didn't, life should be funny!

[Martiya Daman]

- A wise... kid?

[Dylan Macadham]

Yes, you're a (very) Wise Kid!😅

[Chris Shaw]

We have it over here too Dylan, the price of eggs has sky rocketed. Someone is making a load of dosh at the expense of the consumer. A very topical write. I like eggs but not done with price inflation. Happy Monday.

Chris

[Dylan Macadham]

Thanks Chris! ...Funny, I didn't fully realize what a big deal eggs are til they became this worldwide inflated headliner :) ... It's Presidents Day Holiday here today. Ironic, huh?!😅

[Chris Shaw]

What, you have a day off? Is that so ?

[Dylan Macadham]

Yes, it's derived from George Washington's Feb 22nd birthday (celebrated the Monday before). ...We call it a Statutory Holiday, I think you Brits would call it a Bank Holiday :)

[Chris Shaw]

Yes, we have bank holidays. Well enjoy your day off. A glimmer of light amid the political darkness:)

[Dylan Macadham]

Thanks, and Yes it is :) ...and happy Prez Day to you too Chris!😅

[redd Brick Keshner]

Eggs, eggs, niggling feeling they would join the 🦇 bats and we’re very likely to have another bout of “pandemic hysteria.” It had to be our generation!

[Dylan Macadham]

Thanks for these thoughts RB!

[redd Brick Keshner]

You’re welcome D!🙏🏻🕊

[jacob erin-cilberto]

Sunnyside-up is how used to eat my eggs when i could afford them.

[Dylan Macadham]

Me too, but I've been scrambled lately.
If I can't afford 'em I'll poach 'em 🤣
Thanks Jacob :)