Peanut Butter!

Peanut Butter!

A Poem by Dylan Macadham
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a Snippet, in 3 lines ...

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To begin one's day
with Peanut Butter on toast
is truly a Slice!
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...and with a coffee chaser, Nirvana!

In traditional Senryu/Haiku format

© 2025 Dylan Macadham


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I'll have to give this one a miss, I'm not keen on the stuff myself .. I've got nothing against peanuts or butter as long as the latter has salt crystals in (salt is one of my two only remaining vices) and I just adore toast thick n crusty like my bread from a proper baker .. Okay too much information but add a full English and I'm in heaven .. Neville

Posted 2 Months Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Dylan Macadham

2 Months Ago

... haha, I won't hazard a guess on your 2nd Vice, comes down to two I think. What's a full English?.. read more



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Gee
Love peanut butter on slightly burnt toast with lashings of butter too...high cholesterol, me :)

Posted 2 Months Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Dylan Macadham

2 Months Ago

I like slightly burnt too, Gee!
... Damn, I was in cholesterol-denial, til you mentioned it�.. read more
Ok, to set the record straight. People who eat peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, are perverts and . . . Umm. . Well just wierd. . . .actually they wouldn't be perverts per sey, unless you consider the bastardization, of peanut butter, when joined with said jellies and jams, a perversion. . Yes I think it qualifies. Having said that, and that was alot, I do love peanut butter on Graham crackers, but I don't trust those freaks that can eat a spoonful of it. . .eeee uuuuuu. Wwwwaaaaa sorry kelly

Posted 2 Months Ago


Dylan Macadham

2 Months Ago

Wow, that was a mouthful! ...hope you were joking! :) ...but thanks for the visit anyway.
D. Mansfield

2 Months Ago

Yes a sticky, gooey mouthful, and i forget that people don't know when I'm kidd ing
Dylan Macadham

2 Months Ago

I know now :)
I can't eat gluten. Bummer! But I love Jif peanut butter, and my favorite way of eating it was on bread with a banana. Now, I eat it on caramel rice cakes, which is pretty good, very crunchy...at least until I can find an alternative. And I don't mind saying, I can eat a tablespoon of it straight out of the jar! Have you ever had it on an English muffin? It melts into all those nooks and crannies...ah, so delish!!

Posted 2 Months Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Dylan Macadham

2 Months Ago

Thanks Kelly!
I've heard it's good on Graham crackers. ...And I'd forgotten how delish it is .. read more
Peanut butter for breakfast? I'll have to give that one some thought.

Posted 2 Months Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Dylan Macadham

2 Months Ago

Thought-provoking peanut butter ... mmm, I'll toast that!
And one of my favorite sandwiches is a Peanut Butter and Bacon.

Posted 2 Months Ago


Dylan Macadham

2 Months Ago

Whoa! sounds DeliriouslyDelicious!!! ...next stop, Walmart for bacon! Gracias, pal :)
jacob erin-cilberto

2 Months Ago

Make sure the bacon is crisp and still hot when you put it on top of the Peanut Butter...crunchy and.. read more
Dylan Macadham

2 Months Ago

Crisp, hot, on top, crunchy and melting, got it! :)
And that is how I start 98 percent of my days.
Peanut butter and a choice of Jam of the DAy...

Posted 2 Months Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Dylan Macadham

2 Months Ago

...and a Jam-Selection stockup!!! ...how can I say Thank You?
Man, I miss my first day having peanut butter. This brings me memories when I stuffed my mouth with peanut butter on toast, lol! :)

Posted 2 Months Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Dylan Macadham

2 Months Ago

Yes, I'm learning there are two kinds of Peanut Butter People ...Tea-ers & Coffee-ers. and that's ok.. read more
Martiya Daman

2 Months Ago

Just eat normal grapes if you want wine. Wine is made out of grapes sometimes. Plus, it’s 100 time.. read more
Dylan Macadham

2 Months Ago

good advice :)

I'll have to give this one a miss, I'm not keen on the stuff myself .. I've got nothing against peanuts or butter as long as the latter has salt crystals in (salt is one of my two only remaining vices) and I just adore toast thick n crusty like my bread from a proper baker .. Okay too much information but add a full English and I'm in heaven .. Neville

Posted 2 Months Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Dylan Macadham

2 Months Ago

... haha, I won't hazard a guess on your 2nd Vice, comes down to two I think. What's a full English?.. read more
Wow hard to swallow without no honey, hopefully the slice was toasted.
Thank you for sharing

Posted 2 Months Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Dylan Macadham

2 Months Ago

Honey's good too, but it can't beat PB! :)
Mauricio Montoya

1 Month Ago

Good write
Dylan Macadham

1 Month Ago

Thanks! :)
YES, yes and yes come winter.. honey elsewise! Has to be hot toast or slip between the lips of a half sliced potatoe.. or believe me, badgers love wee squares of peanut butter sarnies. Your poem has set me salivating and it's 03.23 in the morning in the UK!

Posted 2 Months Ago


1 of 1 people found this review constructive.

Dylan Macadham

2 Months Ago

Hi Emmajoy, Thanks! ...I've never had toast & PB at 3:21AM, but will set my alarm for 8 hence and gi.. read more
emmajoygreen

2 Months Ago

You've never lived until you try..
Dylan Macadham

2 Months Ago

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