A Mini-Play: Yes or No

3-Act Play in 12 Lines

Jill: “Do you see women as sex objects? Yes or No?”

Jack: “No.”

Jill laughs. “I know you pal. Don’t snow me with socially correct.”

Jack: “I’m not.”

.   .   .

Jill crosses her arms. “Then why don’t I believe you?”

Jack: “Because you asked me a Yes-or-No question.”

Jill: “Okay, consider the Yes-or-No dropped. Now what’s your answer?”

Jack: “It’s It depends. Plain women outnumber pretty. Hence, my first answer.”

.   .   .

Jill: “Do you think I’m pretty?”

Jack: “Yes.”

Jill: “Do you see me as a sex object?”

Jack: “It depends.”