A Mini-Play: A Little Slack

3-Act Play in 12 Lines

Jack: “What do women want in men?”

Jill: “We want you to be your authentic selves.”

Jack: “As in, not pretending we’re something we’re not?”

Jill: “Exactly.”

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Jack: “What if you don’t like our authentic selves?”

Jill: “Then we move on.”

Jack: “What if we’re still trying to find our authentic selves?”

Jill: “Under 30, okay. Over 30, we move on.”

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Jill: “What do men want in women?”

Jack: “A pretty face and figure, and giggles at our jokes.”

Jill: “What about authenticity?”

Jack: “Yes! An aptitude for cutting us a little slack on that is mandatory.”

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