Old Vampire Ray

There was an old vampire called Ray

Who's teeth have all rotted away

So his girls met their deaths by his terrible breath

Before having his wicked old way.

Old Ray used to prowl late at night

His gums were a pitiful sight

He'd try nibbling a neck and said flipping heck

I can't even bloody well bite.

Couldn't get any blood could old Ray

So his body starts wasting away

The prince of the night spent his very last night

With dreams of his fangtastic days.