Frankenstein's Dates

I'm Frankensteins monster I'm all alone

No-one will visit my lonely home

They say i scare them half to death

With scars and that bolt in my neck.

I always feel so very sad

Surely i don't look that bad

I may be different but I'm real

I know that i have sex appeal.

So iv'e decided to put my face online

I airbrush my picture and i'll look fine

The girls i matched looked like each other

Some old enough to be my mother.

I'd pressed my suit i cut my hair

I always wore clean underwear

I can't work out why I'm still alone

Even the munter's never phoned.

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This was really fun to read! I don't think I've read something like this on the site yet- it was very original :) Thank you for sharing.