Mr Poltergeist

I come home from work it's always the same

To find all my things broken again

Pictures on the wall have all been smashed

The kitchen & bathroom have both been trashed.

You're not very nice Mr poltergeist

When you move my things around at night

My clothes are scattered everywhere

You have become my new nightmare.

When i'm playing my tunes your bugging me

You switch the channels when i watch TV

The lights go off the lights go on

So what on earth did i do wrong.

Did we know each other in your lifetime

Did i upset you or cross the line

If the answers No could you please think twice

Before trashing my home Mr Poltergeist.