Disturbing Disney Poem

"Some might find this upsetting"

Snow White was a victim

Her fate was oh so spooky.

Her death was by a hitman

Arranged and paid by Goofy.

Woody was a killer

The stories have been said.

He suffocated Lightyear

Put plastic round his head.

Cruella was my hero

She had the right idea

Puppies make a lovely coat

I may start a new career.

Mowgli was a child 

Who was eaten by baloo

His jungle friends are all in shock

They didn't have a clue.

Don't feel bad for Donald  

When You thought he had a lisp.

The Duck he loved a drink or two

And Spoke like he was P.....d.

Pluto he was vicious 

They had to put him down.

Sunk his teeth in Belles sweet face

She's looking Beastly now. 

I know you'll take the Mickey

From my Disney twisted mind.

But i don't give a Daffy

Take me as you find.

Reviews

[CRAIG A. THOMSON]

Good fun! And by the way, do you know why Mini Mouse has got buck teeth?
Because she's f..king Goofy! Ho Ho Ho Ha Ha Ha !!!