The Blind Ghost

He wanders around in sadness

The ghost he can't even cry

It's a stupid mistake to make

When you donate your eyes when you die.

He thought he would never return

As he never believed in spirits

He should have donated his liver 

But he's really now dropped himself in it.

When returning to earth as a ghost

It's come as a big surprise

He's haunting around in circles

So he really now needs those eyes.

My advice is when you pass on

Which organ's will you need the most

It may well come back to haunt you

If you ever return as a ghost.