Spooky Weekend

My Ghostly weekend was awful

Not a sign of a spook all night.

My girlfriend said, your wasting your money

Again of course she's right.

I told her she'd love it, ghosts will roam

We won't get a wink of sleep.

When we got to bed, she slept like a baby

She now wants to stay here all week.

I told the guide, we want to be frightened 

This place is not haunted my friend.

My girlfriends delighted, can't get her to leave

So much for my spooky weekend.