The Day I Woke Up As An Alien.

Iv'e woken up an Alien

Its such a massive shock.

My eyes are as big as saucers

My ears are just like Spocks.

Iv'e lost my mouth 

I have no nose.

I'll save on groceries

I suppose.

I would not last 5 minutes

If i try to mix on earth.

This break is what i needed

When i woke up with this curse.

It's a blessing in disguise

To quit this crowded place

So i'm off to book my tickets

To a land in Outer Space.