My Duvet Scares The Monsters

when people get scared they hide under a duvet

I had a close escape last night

As I lay in my bed

Freddie Kruger, Dracula

Were both baying for my head.

They were joined by Frankenstein

A Werewolf and a Mummy

You may well think I'm wimpy

But I don't think it's funny.

I hid underneath the duvet

I never made a sound

These guys were mean and angry

They were searching all around.

All i need when i get scared

To keep demons at bay

Is a duvet pulled up to my eyes

It scares them all away.

Reviews

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Yes, but if it were Dracula, the Bram Stoker Gary Oldman one, then no. He is far too adorable to be scared of.