Every Films A Horror Film

We're off to see a horror film

It's new out at the flix

My girlfriend was delighted

In fact she's thrilled to bits.

I filled her up with popcorn

The coke was also nice

The horror started straight away

When i saw the rip off price.

The film was tame, my nerves remained

When i saw those curtains close 

Seems every films a shocker

When we pay out through the nose.