I'm Dating A Witch

I'm Dating A Witch

A Poem by DEAN FARNELL

I'm dating a witch she's round for tea
But something odd has worried me
I offered her a fairy cake 
It came to be a huge mistake.

You should have seen the big commotion
When i served her tea instead of potion
Our conversation began to sag
When my fish and chips made her gag.

She said her tea tastes too nice
If you want my love take my advice
Come to mine try my cuisine
I'ts the business my darling Dean.

My cauldron's filled with devil's stew
It tastes like heaven my witches brew
Just take a sip and in good time
Your face will be green just like mine.

Then i will love you in you i'll trust
Our future will be long for both of us
We'll be content we'll have a scream
Plus it's hard to cheat if your face is green.




























© 2012 DEAN FARNELL


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i love it lol great write keep it up

Posted 12 Years Ago



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Added on February 15, 2012
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DEAN FARNELL
DEAN FARNELL

HENLOW, BEDFORD, United Kingdom



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A Poem by DEAN FARNELL