Greetings From Hell

I've just met old nick

He's pleased with my pitch

Now that i'm dead

Here's what he said.

Your telling lies

Was a nice surprise 

Your lack of grieving

And Perfect thieving.

Never took blame

You had no shame

The crimes you'd done

You thought were fun.

Always bitching

Crafty and snitching

Master of drugs

Who dealt in drugs.

You trashed you cell

In your prison spell

The king of rude

One nasty dude.

All day in the boozer

An ultimate loser

A womanizer

Pitiful miser.

Your lying files

Go on for miles

You stole from mates

We think you're great.

It's nice to meet

Pull up a seat

It's greetings from hell

You did very well.