Dracula Cleans Up

Dracula's crypt looked like a tip

It had cobwebs and needed a scrub

So he got in a cleaner but nobody's seen her

Since the master caught sight of her blood.

With his coffin now clean, his plaque it does gleam

She is proud of the work she has done

But Dracula's heart ached from the start

When he saw a small cut on her thumb.

He got in there quick and lunged for a lick

The blood from the cut tasted sweet

He was in luck when she let him just suck

Till her legs and her body went weak.

She now looks in his eyes she's now his prize

As Dracula starts drinking her dry

The cleaner now his, the crypt looks the biz

Since she fell for that glint in his eye.