I'm A Vampire

Got Blood on my neck I've been kissed by a vamp

I felt a hot trickle so i turned on my lamp 

Yep there's two dots, of blood on my neck

I'm not feeling well i look like a wreck.

I look in the mirror my face looks so white

I should not have opened that window last night

For Years i have wondered did vampires exist

It's all now so real since that damn bloody kiss.

I thought i'd be safe on my hols in Romania

I'd forgot all those myths of old Transylvania

I suppose i'll get used to the blood and the gore

As this bite on my neck's left me aching for more.