THE SNOWMAN RAP

spoken as a rap

WELL YOU'LL NEVER BELIEVE IT 

BUT ME AND THE WIFE 

MADE A SNOWMAN AND HE CAME TO LIFE 

WE'D GONE TO BED 

LIKE WE'D ALWAYS DONE BEFORE 

THEN AT AT 10 TO 12 

HE KNOCKED ON OUR DOOR. 

HE SAID YOU MADE ME WITH NO CLOTHES YOU SEE 

I'D LIKE YOU TO SPARE MY DIGNITY 

YOU MAY WELL THINK 

THAT THIS SEEMS DAFT 

HE SAID COULD I BORROW A COAT AND SCARF. 

I SAID NOW GO AWAY NOW THIS CAN'T BE REAL 

TOO MUCH SHERRY IN MY HEAD I FEEL 

HE SAID COME ON ME OLD MATE 

ITS CHRISTMASTIME 

ITS ALL TOO SHORT THIS LIFE OF MINE 

MY FEET ARE LIKE ICE AND I'M FREEZING COLD 

AS A SNOWMAN 

I NEVER GET THE CHANCE TO GROW OLD. 

ITS ALL RIGHT FOR YOU 

IN YOUR NICE WARM HOUSE 

WITH YOUR GORGEOUS WIFE AND YOUR COSY COUCH 

BUT WHAT ABOUT ME 

I'M AS COLD AS ICE 

ALL ALONE IN THE SNOW AND THAT'S NOT NICE. 

I JUST WANT TO BE WARM 

BECAUSE I DON'T HAVE LONG 

AND IN THE MORNING I'LL HAVE GONE 

SO DON'T JUST STAND THERE AND JUST LAUGH

JUST GO AND GRAB ME YOUR COAT AND SCARF.