SIMON COWELL

Simon Cowell the song available at Tesco's for download

I'D PLAYED MY GUITAR FOR YEARS 

WHEN AMERICAN IDOL APPEARED 
THOUGHT I COULD DO NO WRONG 
IF I PLAYED SIMON COWELL MY SONG 

BUT I CAN'T GET MY HEAD AROUND 
WHY SIMON TURNED ME DOWN 
YOU'VE NO ABILITY 
SIMON SAID TO ME 

HE PULLED HIS TROUSERS HIGH 
AND HE GAVE OUT A BIG SIGH 
YOU'VE NO ABILITY 
OLD SIMON SAID TO ME 

MY ROCK STAR PLANS ARE DEAD 
AFTER WHAT THE JUDGES SAID 
TRY LOOKING FOR A NEW CAREER 
CAUSE YOU AIN'T GOING TO FIND ONE HERE 

I'D GONE TO SHOW THEM WHAT THEY MISSED 
BUT THEY ALL JUST TOOK THE PISS 
NOW THE WORLD'S MISSED OUT ON ME 
I WAS THE NEXT BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN

Reviews

[:DI laugh too much:D]

lol this was really good. that's one of the reasons I don't like American Idol, Simon's too mean

great poem :]