12 DAYS OF CHRISTMAS (WITH DIVORCE LYRICS)

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12 DAYS OF CHRISTMAS (DIVORCE LYRICS)

ON THE 1ST DAY OF CHRISTMAS MY TRUE LOVE SAID TO ME I WANT YOU TO DIVORCE ME

ON THE 2ND DAY OF CHRISTMAS MY TRUE LOVE SAID TO ME 

YOUR CRAP IN BED AND I WANT YOU TO DIVORCE ME

ON THE 3RD DAY OF CHRISTMAS MY TRUE LOVE SAID TO ME 

YOUR'E TODGERS TINY,

YOUR CRAP IN BED,

AND I WANT YOU TO DIVORCE ME.

ON THE 4TH DAY OF CHRISTMAS MY TRUE LOVE SAID TO ME 

YOU'RE OVERWEIGHT, 

YOUR'E TODGERS TINY, 

YOU'RE CRAP IN BED,

AND I WANT YOU TO DIVORCE ME. 

ON THE 5TH DAY OF CHRISTMAS MY TRUE LOVE SAID TO ME 

DECREE NISI. 

YOU'RE OVERWEIGHT, 

YOUR'E TODGERS TINY, 

YOU'RE CRAP IN BED,

AND I WANT YOU TO DIVORCE ME 

ON THE 6TH DAY OF CHRISTMAS MY TRUE LOVE SAID TO ME 

I'VE FOUND A LOVER, 

DECREE NISI. 

YOU'RE OVERWEIGHT, 

YOUR'E TODGERS TINY, 

YOU'RE CRAP IN BED,

AND I WANT YOU TO DIVORCE ME.

ON THE 7TH DAY OF CHRISTMAS MY TRUE LOVE SAID TO ME 

YOUR'E A DRUNKEN B*****D, 

I'VE FOUND A LOVER, 

DECREE NISI. 

YOU'RE OVERWEIGHT, 

YOUR'E TODGERS TINY, 

YOU'RE CRAP IN BED,

AND I WANT YOU TO DIVORCE ME.

ON THE 8 TH DAY OF CHRISTMAS MY TRUE LOVE SAID TO ME 

YOUR'E A WOMANISER, 

YOUR'E A DRUNKEN B*****D, 

I'VE FOUND A LOVER, 

DECREE NISI. 

YOU'RE OVERWEIGHT, 

YOUR'E TODGERS TINY, 

YOU'RE CRAP IN BED,

AND I WANT YOU TO DIVORCE ME.

ON THE 9TH DAY OF CHRISTMAS MY TRUE LOVE SAID TO ME 

I NEVER GOT AFFECTION, 

YOUR'E A WOMANISER, 

YOUR'E A DRUNKEN B*****D, 

I'VE FOUND A LOVER, 

DECREE NISI. 

YOU'RE OVERWEIGHT, 

YOUR'E TODGERS TINY, 

YOU'RE CRAP IN BED,

AND I WANT YOU TO DIVORCE ME.

ON THE 10TH DAY OF CHRISTMAS MY TRUE LOVE SAID TO ME 

THROW ME THE HOUSE-KEYS, 

I NEVER GOT AFFECTION, 

YOUR'E A WOMANISER, 

YOUR'E A DRUNKEN B*****D, 

I'VE FOUND A LOVER, 

DECREE NISI. 

YOU'RE OVERWEIGHT, 

YOUR'E TODGERS TINY, 

YOU'RE CRAP IN BED,

AND I WANT YOU TO DIVORCE ME.

ON THE 11TH DAY OF CHRISTMAS MY TRUE LOVE SAID TO ME 

SIGN ME OFF YOUR PENSION, 

THROW ME THE HOUSE KEYS, 

I NEVER GOT AFFECTION, 

YOUR'E A WOMANISER, 

YOU'RE A DRUNKEN B*****D, 

I'VE FOUND A LOVER, 

DECREE NISI. 

YOU'RE OVERWEIGHT, 

YOUR'E TODGERS TINY, 

YOU'RE CRAP IN BED,

AND I WANT YOU TO DIVORCE ME.

ON THE 12TH DAY OF CHRISTMAS MY TRUE LOVE SAID TO ME 

PACK YOUR BAGS YOUR'E LEAVING, 

SIGN ME OFF YOUR PENSION,

THROW ME YOUR HOUSE KEYS, 

I NEVER GOT AFFECTION, 

YOUR'E A WOMANISER, 

YOUR'E A DRUNKEN B*****D, 

I'VE FOUND A LOVER, 

DECREE NISI. 

YOU'RE OVERWEIGHT, 

YOUR'E TODGERS TINY, 

YOU'RE CRAP IN BED,

AND I WANT YOU TO DIVORCE ME.

(ANY CHANCE I CAN KEEP THE BUDGIE?)