Good Mourning

"Good MOURNING everyone"

Said the undertakers son

"Im sorry but ive got bad news for you"

I've taken over dad, he's said he's through

We've got some troubled times ahead 

And the parlours looking dead 

Its just too many people live too long 

The business isn't looking very strong

We need some death, we need disease

As the company is on its knees

If this living dosent stop

Then were gonna lose the lot.

Please help us God we need to make more cash

Just a few more deaths is all that we all ask

Maybe just a murder or perhaps a crash or two

Is really all we need to see us through.