Diet Coke

Diet Coke

A Poem by DEAN FARNELL

The buffets busy, people can't wait
The rush Is on to fill their plates
Grub piled high that covers their face
All devoured, they leave no trace

The salad bar has got the sack
They won't be eating, crap like that
Cake and stodge are next to consume
Even though, they have no room 

With a mix of farts and massive burps
The diners got their monies worth
Most build like a family car
They start to waddle to the bar

The game goes on to fill their guts
Bar snacks, crisps, and bags of nuts
Mission accomplished, they scoff the lot
With Bellies all, about to pop

The night Is drawing, to a close
Time for a burger I suppose
What makes me laugh, Is just a joke
Is they wash It all down, with a diet coke

© 2016 DEAN FARNELL


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and the people get fatter and fatter lol

Posted 8 Years Ago



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HENLOW, BEDFORD, United Kingdom



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