Humbug

Santa is a burglar

And Snowmen have no balls 

The Angel on the christmas Tree

Has needles up her drawers

Carol singers beg for cash

To top up on their booze

My boring christmas presents 

With nothing I would choose

Thank heaven It's just once a year

Wizzard got it wrong

Christmas everyday they wished

Oh I loathe that sodding song

Kids all just want presents 

To out do all their buddies

Traditions set by bossy scrotes 

Were all just fuddy duddies 

Marzipan and christmas cake

Taste like crap to me 

I just can't do this merriment

So a humbug I must be