U.S. T.V. Cops (adapted from the single)

They always caught the criminals 

I swear I tell no lie

With Ironside paralyzed

Colombo with one eye

Did T.J. Hookers buddies

Know he worn Kojaks wig

Mike Stone had a nose for crime

Frank Cannon was so big

Book em Dano, Steve McGarrett 

He was oh so cool 

Dirty Harry caught his crooks

By breakin all the rules

Officer Dibble spent his time

Chasing cartoon cats

Commissioner Gordon's Gotham City

Was ruled by a bat

Poncherello and his mate

The only coppers with good looks

Charlies Angels with their perfume 

Knocked out all the crooks

But those U.S.T.V. Cops

Cleaned scum from the street

U.S.T.V. Cops 

From the 70s