The Poor Halloweeners

Halloween Is round the corner

I think that I should better warn ya

I'll buy your treats just in case

If by chance you find my place

Trick or treaters all pass me by

The night is quiet I'll tell you why 

It's modern living, I'm all secure

Halloweeners come no more

Poor kiddies, shame they can't get In 

I sit so smug with a smarmy grin

The unclaimed treats sit on my lap

Which I scoff myself In my new flat