Uncool

It's so uncool to have hairs on your mole

Or warts on the end of your chin 

Balding men with pony tails

They just want to make me grin

Bluetooth phones stuck to an ear

What Is that all about ?

Socks with sandals ha ha ha

And lads with their undies out

Stupid names on new born kids

Like "Peaches" Fresh or tinned

As adults will they be so proud

Me thinks they all will cringe

Wigs that look like stuck on cats

Who are they trying to fool

Ditch that comb over silly old man 

If you're planning looking cool

24 Keys hung on your jeans

And bumbags I'll say no more

Armpits that look like ZZ Top

On women I do deplore

Trout like lips with fat from hips

Must be like kissing a cod

If your on my list I'm sorry I spoke

I must be the one that's odd