Thank Heaven You Cheated

I felt so sick and helpless, 

My stomach was so sore,

Rejected by a lover,

Who didn't love me anymore. 

But now I wish to thank them,

They left a precious gift,

My life Is full and blissful,

I know now what I missed.

And If I ever saw them, 

I'd shake them by the hand,

As they made my life worth living, 

Since they chose to sleep around.