My Shame

I cannot keep my secret,

Its bugged me all this time,

It haunts me when I'm cocky,

So its time to draw the line.

A teenager that was trendy,

I said I liked T.Rex,

But the back of my collection,

Were the records I loved best.

I love Sabbath, Slade, & Zeppelin, 

I used to tell my mates,

But I told them all just porkies,

As they really were pet hates. 

When I got back to my bedroom,

Alone in 72,

Some 45s were hidden,

What else could I do. 

In privacy with headphones,

I'd play them time again,

Were records by The Osmonds,

As I held my head in shame.