They Call Her Christmas Carol

THEY CALL HER CHRISTMAS CAROL 
IT'S CHRISTMAS THIS AND THAT 
THE HOUSE IS CRAMMED AND BULGING
WITH TACKIEST CHRISTMAS TAT 

THERE'S TINSEL IN THE BATHROOM 
THERE'S A GROTTO IN THE HALL 
IT'S CHRISTMAS CAROLS CHRISTMAS WISH 
TO CHRISTMATIZE US ALL 

SHE'S GOT SANTA'S IN THE KITCHEN
SNOWMEN IN THE LOO 
YOU HAVE TO KEEP ON MOVING 
OR SHE'LL DECORATE YOU TOO 

THERE'S CARDS UP IN THE BEDROOM 

THERE'S PRESENTS IN HER LAV 
IT'S MAD OLD CHRISTMAS CAROL 
ON THE CRIMBO WARPATH. 

SHE DOES HER CHRISTMAS SHOPPING
LIKE EVERY SINGLE DAY 
CHRISTMAS SONGS ARE BLASTING OUT
IN JUNE RIGHT THROUGH TO MAY

HER BILLS ARE JUST HORRENDOUS

WITH LIGHTS ON TWO FOUR SEVEN

WITH CHRISTMAS TREES BESIDE HER BED

IT'S CAROLS CHRISTMAS HEAVEN

Reviews

[Neva Flores Smith - Cha..]

Fantastically funny!