My Monster Fix

The monster that was Frankenstein,

Was not the ugly guy,

Dracula was legend,

I'm telling you no lie.

The Werewolf he was just a man,

Who never had a shave,

And Zombies never climbed from,

Those old forgotten graves.

Mummies couldn't hurt you,

How could they If the're blind,

Bigfoot was another hoax,

Another myth you'll find.

Elvira she was gorgeous,

I wish she was my bride,

To think of her as fallacy, 

Kills me deep inside.

I spent a long time being scared,

Of things that don't exist,

I only wish they all were real,

To boost my monster fix.

Reviews

[Jetta Zippora]

Amusing and brilliant write. :)