The Life Of Brian's

She asked for a light,

As I walked In the park,

Just a month later,

She'd stolen my heart.

I would just have missed her, 

If I'd not left my keys,

We were are so happy,

I'm ever so pleased.

But Just a year later,

My woman has left,

She met a new fella,

But I've no regrets. 

As I'm reading her letter,

"I'm writing this crying"

"It just sort of happened"

So now I'm with Brian.

At first I was gutted,

Then realized I'm free, 

Now Brian's my hero,

For rescuing me.

The very next spring,

My heart is sighing, 

I'm back In love,

So I thank you Brian.

If it wasn't for all Brian's,

All sniffing around,

The true love of our lives,

May never be found.