This is funny & astute. First, let me tell you my old saying: "In my house, pet hair is a condiment!" Whether or not I eat dropped food depends on how much pet hair is on it. I don't mind dirt or germs, but the hair kinda has a yukky mouth-feel to it. Secondly, your message can apply to people, as well. In our society, it seems so much easier & more convenient to throw people away rather than to help them dust off their dust balls. Nice bit of playful pondering *wink! wink!*
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That is DEEP! People as Cheetos with dust balls... I'll remember that next time I want to eat someon.. read moreThat is DEEP! People as Cheetos with dust balls... I'll remember that next time I want to eat someone LOL. Haha, that actually did make me laugh! Thanks for checking this out :) XOXO
I guess these days people can be discarded for having too much hair . . . judging from the societal .. read moreI guess these days people can be discarded for having too much hair . . . judging from the societal obsession with shaving, waxing, & shearing all fuzz before having any fun together! *smile*
7 Years Ago
I really don't understand what that is all about... I'm actually working on something that goes into.. read moreI really don't understand what that is all about... I'm actually working on something that goes into that very thing! And of course the obsession with thinness. To be continued....
7 Years Ago
Can't wait to see how this one pops out! (((HUGS)))
Well D. connolly,
Reading Cheeto was fun and interesting! How much of out lives do we spend in the day to day experiences? Enjoying favorite snacks, favorite music? Getting along with people and not? And all of this while just breathing and thinking...........Just the day to day and all..I have dropped and ate my share of things too within reason of course.......Ha ha..............Bless you and the wonderful life of writing.........kathy
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Hi Kathy! Thank-you for visiting! I think some of the best writing I've read is about boring old day.. read moreHi Kathy! Thank-you for visiting! I think some of the best writing I've read is about boring old day to day stuff and the thoughts that come along with them
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Yes, and boy we can have our share of all that. Actually it is better than things that show life is .. read moreYes, and boy we can have our share of all that. Actually it is better than things that show life is falling apart maybe? Hmm......well ..ok. Lets be at peace and try to live that way too. Bless you kiddo!............Kathy PS I think a lot of writing grows from the little windows shining in the day to day if we are looking............
Yeah, I certainly have. About the only tasty thing I didn't try to rescue was that three-quarters of Snicker bar I accidentally guillotined from my mouth while taking a pee at a urinal. Nope, can't help you, poor little candy bar.
If karma does its job, your next bag of Cheetos will contain one extra.
I admit I had to google 'Cheetos' I'm a crisps girl myself :) I've been known to eat a crisp or two after droppage.
What an entertaining read, very cool. Starz
I think we all have that inner debate whenever food hits the floor if it's still salvageable. This reminded me of a time I made bagels, just put cream cheese on annnnnd dropped them. Unfortunately they flipped on the way down and I thought to myself " why couldn't they have just landed cheese side up?" haha. Suffice to say, I made another batch. Thanks for sharing this comedic write.
Laughing - or doing that pretend belly-ache movement to look for more hairy-snacks under the fridge?.. read moreLaughing - or doing that pretend belly-ache movement to look for more hairy-snacks under the fridge?
Desk-gum is a delicacy if one can soften it without breaking a filling.
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OMG! No seriously, ever responded to something with an "LOL", when really you're just blowing a litt.. read moreOMG! No seriously, ever responded to something with an "LOL", when really you're just blowing a little more air out of your nose than normal? No, really, laughing out loud right now. Haha, hairy snacks. Ask Barley, dog hair is a garnish!
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Lol
I did blow a bugle-bubble once as a result of an involutary guffaw which I held in but it.. read moreLol
I did blow a bugle-bubble once as a result of an involutary guffaw which I held in but it went up into the nasal cavity. Like a bull-frog. No one else saw it happen in the city's main street. Thank the Lord.
This is funny & astute. First, let me tell you my old saying: "In my house, pet hair is a condiment!" Whether or not I eat dropped food depends on how much pet hair is on it. I don't mind dirt or germs, but the hair kinda has a yukky mouth-feel to it. Secondly, your message can apply to people, as well. In our society, it seems so much easier & more convenient to throw people away rather than to help them dust off their dust balls. Nice bit of playful pondering *wink! wink!*
Posted 7 Years Ago
1 of 1 people found this review constructive.
7 Years Ago
That is DEEP! People as Cheetos with dust balls... I'll remember that next time I want to eat someon.. read moreThat is DEEP! People as Cheetos with dust balls... I'll remember that next time I want to eat someone LOL. Haha, that actually did make me laugh! Thanks for checking this out :) XOXO
I guess these days people can be discarded for having too much hair . . . judging from the societal .. read moreI guess these days people can be discarded for having too much hair . . . judging from the societal obsession with shaving, waxing, & shearing all fuzz before having any fun together! *smile*
7 Years Ago
I really don't understand what that is all about... I'm actually working on something that goes into.. read moreI really don't understand what that is all about... I'm actually working on something that goes into that very thing! And of course the obsession with thinness. To be continued....
7 Years Ago
Can't wait to see how this one pops out! (((HUGS)))