I Cheated, My Bad

Here we go again…
She wasn't better
Just different.
Stop yellin
Just listen
I used protection
Stop tripping
I only gave that girl the business
You had my heart..
From the start
Why does it even matter
If she gave great head
Or if her azz was phatter
I thought bout you every second
Each minute I was there ...
After I was dressed.
I do care
For real, I love you girl
You got that real hair
I can pull it, grab it
While I stab it
I'm not making this a habit
No, I'm not goin back
I cut my hand on her tracks
This wont happen again..
Again..
I swear.. ok.. I'll try
What?.. you rather me lie
I adore you
Blame my relationship ADHD
You know nice legs be gettin to me
I didn't even chase, she got in my face
Saying she was feeling me ...
.....You're thinking bout hittin me
So I'll leave for a few
Hey, hey… stop.. don't throw my good shoes
Stacy Adams hurt.. throw the slippers
Ok , ok..I get the picture
Apologies won't work..
I never meant to hurt ...
Sorry you saw that make- up on my shirt
I know you've been a good woman
W.w.. why you calling your dad?
This isn't the end of the road
You are the best woman I've ever had
I cheated … my bad
Dag
Fine.. I'll go stay with my mama
I don't need this drama
Don't slam my door like that
I'll be back in the morning ..

Hold up..
Hey.. what's that smell.. ?

What the hell!!?

Is ..

Somethin burning?...



Damn..

Reviews

[Cherie]

This is the perfect elaborating definition of an egoistic “Dick”.

[.]

biting..you slammed your verse..strong, powerful and well revenge is burning!!

[Constance L. Hartwell]

With all due respect, this poem brought back so many horrible memories!! Being cheated on is the worse feeling ever. I honestly HATE untrustworthy people because it proves that they are cowards! This poem brought out so many emotions (as you can tell). You just gave me an idea to write a poem about the b*****d that cheated on me!

[perfectlymetiKulous]

LOL... I love this! :)
It really speaks to anyone who has cheated before in their lives...
Very creative and original.

[Anastasia Starlena]

This so reminds me of that Shaggy song "It Wasn't Me" This was very good and you know how dare she get upset at least you had her heart the whole time, right? Brilliant.

[Cherry Berry]

This was a brilliant read, and I laughed the entire time I was reading. Well penned.
xox
Cherri

[Serend1p1ty]

That is the most original work I've read on this site.
That was so good, my word.
I love the humour in it & the unashamed ignorance in the guy.
Great work DC Gentleman, really good work.
This poem made me smile!

[ms.trelly]

LOL! FUNNY AND THIS SOUNDS EXACTLY LIKE SOMETHING A MALE WOULD SAY IN A PRIDICAMENT LIKE THAT.