FACEBOOK

This is for the Facebook lovers. A freestyle I did for laugh and giggles! (the term HAM a slang term describing a person making fun of or humilliating another Hot A__ Mess origination)

Checking in to the page called home
Checking from the phone
Ready to log on

To a place where you find your family and friends
Where some friendship starts
And others end

Lots of games that make addicts
Women chasing men
While they chasing chicks

Status updates some inspire or inform
While others are on hate mode
Ignorance and porn

Updates on moods or general spam
While some looking for someone
So they can go HAM

Never boring this cyber space
Pictures of naked bodies
Or a simple sweet face

Silly pics for laughter that’s meant to be a joke
While others are after
The next one to poke

Invitations to a party or to join my Team
While all day watching
Whose became friends in the stream

Some working hard to market their dream
While others hate on others
And it gets so extreme

Follow celeb friends and watch them grow
While those looking for attention
Put on a good show

Inbox me a message about this or that
Or stalker kinda stuff
Like open up your chat

Sending sweet gifts that makes one smile
While stats come up
In the form of freestyle

Facebooks a place that we all seem to be
A part of a dysfunctional
Community

But we wouldn’t trade it no matter what we see
Because it’s the reason
For finding friends and family

Love to log on it’s the place for the elite
And when people get on your nerves
Simply click delete

LMBO!

Reviews

[The Analog Kid]

Fun poem. I am going to do some kind of creative writing about it soon (on the darker side). Too funny. So much drama. Flows so nicely. I like the last stanza. Elite...delete! So sterile is FB and cyberspace and far from elite are its users...

Patrick

[Soul Fire]

Fun and humourous poem! Really enjoyed this! I'm on facebook right at the moment! lol! Great poem! I love this!

[Tiarra Templeton]

I like this poem. I think it's funny that you wrote a poem about Facebook, haha. Such a big impact on everyone's lives nowadays!