Devil's Eatery

the restaurant from hell

           Devil's Eatery

  Welcome to restaurant Hell!

  My buttcheeks just parted and I farted, so that's what you smell.

  I'm your demon server, and if your b***s stare at me I'm not the pervert!

  I'm hairy, smelly, slow and fat.  I believe I just saw a rat.

  Sorry you had to wait so long, I was in the back downing some beers,

  While doing the no-no to Britney Spears (our only music for your ears).

  Bibs for all our hot female guests, to accidently fondle some breasts.

  My fake flower squirted cold water into an old lady's face.

  She angrily pulled out some mace!  It was great!

  Heat's turned high to make you so hot you'll sweat,

  So you'll keep ordering drinks to build your debt.

  Served with a wink and a smile, I LOL helplessly knowing I put into it something vile.

  I'll take your drink and annoyingly slurp, then aim your way with a huge burp.

  Just a few entrees from which to pick, before I bring 'em out we all take a lick.

  All the food comes out late and cold, but blaming the cook never gets old.

  With a flip and twirl of the tray in the air, I can land your food in your hair,

  On your derriere, or in your lap.  Mid-serving you I'll take a crap.

  The only dessert is crap covered surprise, topped with flies.

  It doesn't look fake as a chocolate disguise!

  Before a single bite you're guaranteed to lose your appetite.

  When you barf all over your clothes, that's when we tape the bill to your nose.

  The exlax in your drink will make you wish the restroom was free..

  We record you dancing trying to hold it for all to see.

  We only accept cash, because all of our menus end up in the trash.

  By the way, I charged you extra for :

  Dabbing ketchup on your food

  Imagining me as our chef is...in the nude.

  Saying I was rude when I asked if your spouse was from the zoo.

  Taking a mint, unknowingly leaving behind some lint.

  Giving me lip saying it's a rip that I pre-worked in the exorbitant tip.

  And for me packing your meal to go.

    Next time don't bring any 'flours', just lots of 'dough'

Reviews

[jessenia]

HAHAHA I ENJOYED THIS! HAD A GOOD LAUGH.