Dominoes Smack talk

rhyme about the scoring game of dominoes

This ain’t no pizza delivery!  Check out this soliloquy…

All my foes and hoes know that the only way it goes

is that I’m the best at dominoes and everyone else blows!

I have you in my sights, all I see in yours is fright.

I’m going to take this game to new heights, be careful I bite!

With a flip of the bone into the air, I can land it on your domi-nose or on your derriere.

The crowd is starting to cheer!  I’m what you should fear!

Lend me an ear to not only see your loss, but to hear!

Let’s call it ‘Eric knows’ or ‘Domineer’, because domination will make it boring

Simply because I’ll be the only one scoring!

I steal nickels and dimes so much, the dominoes turn gold to my touch!

Dime here, quarter there, you’ll even find one in your underwear.

You don’t even have a house and you’re starting to sweat.

Congrats on being the first person to ever be in debt!

I’ve never seen someone so stressed, all you’ll be able to do for your next move is guess.

Which bone should you play?  The funny bone or the femur?

Believing you have a chance to win makes you quite the dreamer!

You’ll forever remember my name, as with experienced aim I down the bone to end the game!

  The one means you are done!  Two, you are through!  Three is your freedom from misery!

Four is another score!  Five puts an end to your jive.  Six gives you more wounds to lick.

But if I play a blank, the world will see that you are nothing but a bank!

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[Kaede16]

As a Cuban that has played dominoes since I could count, Im in love with this.