Safe Sex

A poem about safe sex :P be careful kids

Listen kids
You should practice safe sex
It's not complex
Would you rather practice abstinence?
Use a condom
It's not a problem
I'm sure your partner
Will help put it on
So please use a condom
Many things can go wrong
You can get a disease
And you will not be pleased
You can get syphilis
And you won't get rid of it
You can get Crabs
And that would be bad
You can get Hepatitis C
Like Tommy Lee
You can get Herpes
And spread it like Snooki
You can get Chlamydia
No cream will relieve ya
You can get genital warts
You'll be scratching yourself
Like it's a war
If you're lucky you can get Gonorrhea
Cuz its only temporary
Worse you can get AIDS
You won't get saved
So kids please behave
We know you want to get laid
I will not rest
Until everyone practices
Safe sex

Or u can at least wait until marriage

Reviews

[Alicia Schroeder]

You forgot mono..lmao.. But a great write.. I read this two my teenage daughter and my neice.. More stuff like this should be written.. Its all fun and games until someone gets scorned.. :)

[Crazy Cat Man]

good. im glad u read it to your daughter and niece. its meant for everyone and I also wanted to make people laugh too :P i did put a couple of changes on it though

[Alicia Schroeder]

We all did get a laugh out of it.. But there is a lesson in it as well.. :)

[Debbie_Philly]

LOL... I love this PSA.... its really good.. I love the flow and the way you presented it made me laugh.. ( in a good way) ;) Really good !!!

[writingurl14]

awsome poem!I love the picture, i love the way you tell us everthing about it, in a poem so that maybe somone will actually lessen to it and follow it.

[Crazy Cat Man]

thanks. I hope people listen and its meant to be funny. I added some extra lines though

[kayla]

Lmao. Good poem. If only people actually did practice safe sex! And not just kids, buddy lol. I can always count on you to write a poem to get me chuckling :D

[That_Girl]

lol loved it! The picture you used is great. :)

[Ama May Cooper]

A clear and strong message. Presented nicely and with a sense of urgent warning.

[eglantine]

this needs to be in sex ed classes