Safe Sex

A poem about safe sex :P be careful kids

Listen kids
You should practice safe sex
It's not complex
Would you rather practice abstinence?
Use a condom
It's not a problem
I'm sure your partner
Will help put it on
So please use a condom
Many things can go wrong
You can get a disease
And you will not be pleased
You can get syphilis
And you won't get rid of it
You can get Crabs
And that would be bad
You can get Hepatitis C
Like Tommy Lee
You can get Herpes
And spread it like Snooki
You can get Chlamydia
No cream will relieve ya
You can get genital warts
You'll be scratching yourself
Like it's a war
If you're lucky you can get Gonorrhea
Cuz its only temporary
Worse you can get AIDS
You won't get saved
So kids please behave
We know you want to get laid
I will not rest
Until everyone practices
Safe sex

Or u can at least wait until marriage

Reviews

[Jvl narasimharao]

It is really a warning if we indulge in risky sex

[Baby Ricochet]

Safe sex ey? If she doesn't have a Kalashnikov slung over her shoulder I just don't feel all that vulnerable. I know I know. Baby Ricochet's being a bad role model for the kids again. It's bustin some rhymes though

[外人 (Gaiji..]

Great lesson, cool idea to put it into poetry, the list of MST (malattie sessualmente trasmissibili, Italian for sexual transmissible diseases, don't know how you call them in English) kinda made me remind of the time I had a sex class at red cross, they told us about all these diseases, as a doctor wannabe, I was enjoying a lot the lesson :)
They also told us about the
A bstinence
B e faithful
C ondom
scheme

[Pax]

a great lesson to be learned.

[Sir Joe]

The title easily caught my eye because of the word sex. (=
LOL
The message is very clear and is brought across in a light and humorous manner.
I love the way you poetically made this piece. (=

[Aly Jones]

LOL. This poem makes me feel so awkward that I can't think of anything else. *blushes*

[BillyGirl]

Ver good poem once again, and very educational. This gave me a giggle ;) Great work!

[Crazy Cat Man]

thats my goal. to educate and to make giggles :p

[GunMetal]

The Reviewer: Saving the world one poem at a time.
Your writing is always enjoyable, and this is no exception.

[Crazy Cat Man]

i plan to go to every sex education class and recite this poem and then leave. I will help bring down teen pregnancy and bring down diseases then ill get a medal :P .......thats my fantasy

[The Random Writings Of ..]

I agree, this does need to be said. There are so many out there that do not practice safe sex. And even in a monogamous relationship there is still a chance of getting pregnant or an STD, because now a days it seems as if people are more careless. As Kailer Mason said, emotions and your conscience are also damaged and most likely to get hurt.
I like the way you used humor, but also got the main point of the message across. A great piece for those who need an education on safe sex my friend!

[Crazy Cat Man]

thanks for this review. this got inspired for when i went to an Erotica event. I read sex themed funny poems but everyone was vulgar. so i wrote this piece to recite at the erotica event again. I wanted to write a humorous piece about safe sex. too many people are not careful

[Kaylor Mason]

There ain't no such thing as safe sex . . . even if you do manage to avoid STD's and unwanted preganacies, the toll it takes on your emotions and your conscience is just as damaging, if not more. Problem with sleeping around is you're not aware of the true consequences of all that jazz until it's far too late . . . and by then, you're old and alone