Shady Photographer

A poem on shady photographers who are hiding behind their ''art'' and are really closet perverts.

Shady Photographer
He claims to be an expert
But he's really just a pervert
He wants to take your photograph
But he really just wants to see that a*s
He says that he's famous
But he really just wants to see you naked
Oh Shady Photographer
You're really a fake Pornographer
Just using photography as an angle
To get girls in your crappy studio
So they can take off their clothes
And get in a naked pose
To put in your perverted portfolio
You claim the photos will get published
The girls get excited
And they can't resist
So you put ads on Craigslist
Wait theres something shady about this
That's right I'm calling you out
You don't have any clout
All you have is a cum-stained couch
So ladies beware
Don't even bother
The next time you meet a Shady photographer

Reviews

[Ascending]

Ha.. Very clear what this poem is talking about! I like it.

[Katie Flores]

haha great laugh, this made both want to laugh and close my blinds :) nice portrayal of the scum bags.

[Ama May Cooper]

This is a very sweet but honest and harsh piece of work, i enjoyed every minute it ... a brilliant depiction of the cruel world that we live in and how sleasy people can be , its disgusting.

[GunMetal]

I think women sometimes don't realize that when it comes to modeling, they are the artists as much as the photographers. Sometimes more than. Tricky business. Way to call out those dirty voyeurs (the photographers, not the models :P ). Good poem.

[Octob3r Star]

Like off a creepy movie or somethin'. Great writing, cheers. :)

[K-mo]

very interesting, your point is made loud and clear! Nice write!!!

[eglantine]

lols